Monday, February 28, 2011

Mississippi River.....Davenport.....

I hate to admit it, but I'm starting to join the ranks of the old ladies - confirmed bachelorettes - whatever you want to call us.  Well, we weren't all bachelorettes this weekend.  One lady is married with a couple kids, and another is in the process of moving to be closer to this guy she knows.  Regardless, it was a ladies' weekend in the great state of Iowa.  I didn't take many pictures, but I'll post one at the end that I stole off Facebook.  Here's the weekend "list".

  1. Super dreary weather, but the company was warm and inviting.  That's saying something when you've only met two of the seven or eight people you're hanging out with that weekend.
  2. Homemade granola bars - holla!
  3. Unexpected privilege: to be in Cousin Windy's GM and give her a nice surprise of my presence.
  4. Hour long massage......would going for an hour and a half be gluttonous?  It sure made today's fifteen minute one seem really short.  The weekend's hour massage was at a discount price because we went to a massage school.  Deal!
  5. A rousing game of Dutch Blitz, and I'm sure Uncle Becks cheated because she won the game.
  6. Private yoga session taught by Uncle Becks with just us girls.  I think more laughing and goofing around was done than actual yoga.
  7. Smoothies......super smooth thanks to the Vitamix blender.  I admit it, a $500 blender does beat my $65 Chicken Aid one.
  8. Avis may not believe this, but I learned to knit.  I haven't learned the purl stitch yet, but I was able to make a good tenth of a small potholder on my maiden knitten.  I'll post a picture some time if Uncle Becks Smurf sends me the picture she took of the historical moment.
  9. Channel 10 on XM radio - The Roadhouse.  Yeah, me and another girl who is allegedly a nerd enjoyed listening to some good, classic country.  We belted out some Dolly Parton and Johnny Cash.  I say allegedly because my standard for nerdiness are skewed, so I can't really tell.  I'm not sure if you'd say I have high or low standards for me to consider you to be a nerd?
  10. Nice thick bacon - what else would you expect from the pork capital of the world?



    
Sher-E, Jack-E, Jen-E, MelBMarvis, Mickey, Uncle Becks Smurf, ER (Endoplasmic Reticulum).  Absent:  Swanny.

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Dollars and Sense

Today was the day of learning my official 2010 performance review results, and they were good.  Good means a nice merit increase and, more importantly, recognition for a job well done.  The money is nice, but really what I find more rewarding is knowing other people think I'm doing a good job too.  I'm sure the IRS will like my 2010 performance review too.

Speaking of salaries and such, I came across this article today on the "huge wealth disparity" present in America.  If you're a frequent reader, you know my obsession with statistics.  Do I need to remind you that there are liars, darn liars, and statisticians?  Maybe this article has it totally right and there is a huge wealth disparity, I don't really know since my view is clouded from sitting up here in my ivory tower.  But, let's just play devil's advocate for a little bit.  Sure, the poorest 90% of Americans have an average salary of $31,244.  But, what does the distribution of those salaries look like?  To get an average of $30,000, it could mean one person sat on welfare and made no money while a second person made $60,000.  Or, it could mean everybody makes somewhere between $25,000 and $35,000.  Also, in some of the graphs, how are they measuring "wealth"?  I didn't read the details to find out.  Why would a person be making less than $10,000?  Are they a college student?  Are they on welfare with no incentive to get off of it?  Are they down on their luck after being laid off from their job and being on unemployment for more than a year?  Are they making some sacrifices so they can give their kids a better home life?  It's hard to say.  Why are others making more than $150,000?  I know why - it's because they're U.S. Senators!  Yes folks, all those senators are in the top 6% of wage earners.  Of course there is the occasional CEO or entrepreneur that makes it into those ranks too (and perhaps some union head honchos).  I'm sure I might get a comment from a reader or two who think I'm being overly critical of people who are currently accepting public assistance money.  Let's move on before I get myself into more trouble.

Out of curiosity I looked up income distribution on Wikipedia and found some interesting statistics that I could skew another way if I wanted to.  For example, the number of households that make less than $10,000 is equal to the number of housholds that make more than $150,000.  That leaves more than 85% of the households making something in between those two numbers.  Also, the national median household income is $44,389.  This means half the people make more than this, and half make less than this.  And then there's the whole question of households versus individuals and which one of those you should compare.  Also, should you measure annual income, wealth in terms of assets vs liabilities, or something else?

I'm starting to wonder what my point is, and I think it's this.  People are always going to want things that are above their means.  How you view the statistics will probably depend on your attitude rather than the reality.  If you're thinking "poor me, and look how much everybody else makes while I slave away" (news flash: everybody else slaves too), you'll likely agree with the first link.  If you think positively and like to dream about what could be yours, maybe you like to think you could be one of those elite making more than $150,000 a year.  I try to just be content with what I am earning.  It's enough for me to live comfortably, like my job, travel when and where I want to, and to know my main purpose is not to amass earthly wealth but spiritual wealth.  And like I said, that's easy for me to say because my name is Rapunzel.  Now if I could convince my boss to reward me with more weeks of vacation instead of a raise.....that might be the same as me buying a week of vacation.  Hmmm....

Monday, February 21, 2011

Theory Shmeory

I wasn't going to post anything, but then I read a news article that I couldn't pass by without commenting.  At the annual meeting of the American Association for the Advancement of Science (AAAS), it was said the UN projected that by the year 2020, there will be 50 million "environmental refugees".  These environmental refugees will be fleeing food shortages due to climate change.  Really?  Now I didn't see their data, so I can't totally disprove their theory, but how about we consider an alternate theory like the fact that Africa is filled with terrible dictators, warring tribes, and perpetual political unrest, causing some people to flee their home country for better prospects in Europe?  I sure hope the government cuts the funding to whoever worked on that study - they may have set science back a few years with that one.  Watch out ND, there may be a flood of people from TX soon migrating there!

While we're talking about food, I had many "Thin Mint" cookies today because Kadmium succumbed to the high pressure salesperson in the cafeteria today (in the form of an eight year old girl wearing a brown uniform).  He did a whole line of cookies himself, but then he shared the other half of the box with us.  He's nice like that.

Sunday, February 20, 2011

Really Cool

I'll put a little bragging in for myself here today.  Consumer Digest rated appliances in their March/April 2011 issue, and a few of the ones I worked on came out on top.  It's kind of nice to see two and a half years' of work come to fruition even if I did only contribute to one small part of the success.  I can't link to the article because you have to be a subscribing member, but here's the summary.

In the side-by-side midrange price points, this refrigerator was rated a best buy with the following comments:  "Unlike other side-by-side refrigerators that are in this price range, the GSS26C4XXW has bright, space-saving LED lights that are positioned at multiple points around the refrigerator's interior:  built-in sensors to preserve food by cooling it to the right temperature in half of the time that it would normally take; and a convertible meat-and-vegetable compartment that you can make cooler or warmer, depending on what is stored.  A platinum version, the GSS26C4XXA, and a stainless steel version, the GSS26C4XXY, are also Best Buys."  I don't know about all that other stuff about cooling in half the time, but I do know all about the electronic guts of that thing!

There was a bottom-freezer refrigerator best buy in the premium category:  "The GI6FDRXXQ has 26 cubic feet of capacity, tap-touch electronic controls and ultra-bright, space-saving interior light-emitting diode (LED) lighting.  You'd have to pay $500 more for another model that has those features.  It's also the most energy-efiicient French-door refrigerator, according to Consortium of Energy Efficiency, that is on the market.  A stainless steel version, the GI6FDRXXY, is also a Best Buy."  BIL-Dan and Muggles, this could have been yours if you had wanted to wait for the launch.  It might have been a long summer without a new fridge though.  Even though they don't say it, this one has built-in sensors too.  Here's a secret:  They all have some kind of sensor!  It's just a matter of how many they have and what type of sensor they are.

Friday, February 18, 2011

Friday Fumes

The snow lasted about as long as I thought it would.  We had more snow than I thought we had, but it also got warmer than I thought it would, so it all balanced out and proved my prediction correct.  It was a beautiful day today with lots of sunshine and high winds.

Why do I feel like going to bed earlier on a Friday night when I don't have to get up early the next day, but during the week when I should go to bed early I stay up way too late?  That is very weird.  I'm not sure I'll even last until 11:00 tonight.  I'm bushed from a hard week of work.  I know I'm a desk jockey, but all that mental work sure does tire you out.  Plus, for the last two weeks I've had a meeting almost every day at 8:00, and one day I had a meeting starting at 7:30.  This means I have to be at work about 15 minutes before that to allow enough time for my computer to power up before the meeting.  It looks like I might get to do a big travel trip for work later this year - we'll see if it pans out or not.  Sometimes projects get canceled and stuff like that.

That's enough about work - have a good weekend!

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Are You Really What You Eat?

As I mentioned before, I was reading an article in a magazine on how to lose weight by eating bacon and eggs.  Many of you may already read Reader's Digest (February 2011 issue), and if so you can maybe skip this post.  I think I know why my mind associated this article with the other article on death and dying.  It's because they are both linked to my Whistler trip.

One night when we were at Whistler, we went out to eat sushi.  One of the guys ordered the real sushi (sashimi I think it's called) - the pieces of raw fish on a small bed of white rice.  He only ate the fish and left the beds of rice, so I was asking him why.  He told me that he used to be into competitive biking and has been into nutrition and weight for many years because of it.  True story - most serious biker guys are obsessed about reducing weight - either on themselves or on their bike (or both).  Anyway, he told me he didn't eat the rice because it had very little nutritional value and made you fat because of the simple carbohydrates.  Your body responds to the carbs by producing insulin to process it.  However, the side effect of lots of insulin is that these carbs go right to your fat cells and get stored.  It's not that I didn't believe him, but it was a new concept, so I needed time to mull it over.

Then, this week I read this article about a science journalist named Gary Taubes who advocates eating a diet high in protein and fat.  I found this article interesting because he has a different take on weight control.  The traditional view is that if you eat more calories than you burn, you gain weight (calories in, calories out).  This seems logical.  However, at the same time, if you exercise a lot and don't eat many calories, this is a good way to make yourself hungry, and you will tend to eat more.  Plus, your body adjusts to the calories you take in, and over time reducing your calorie intake is not all that effective.  He made another good point - if you overate by 20 calories every day, you would gain 20 pounds every ten years.  Can you realistically balance your calories that well every day?

Gary's alternate theory is based on the insulin physiology my friend from Whistler mentioned.  I looked up some details on fat and its physiology tonight to verify my facts.  Wikipedia says, "Fat is not laid down when there is surplus calories available and stored passively until it is needed; rather it is constantly being stored in and released from the adipose tissue.  Storage in the adipose tissue is catalysed by insulin, the activity of which is stimulated by high blood sugar."  Gary says insulin tends to "lock" the energy into your fat tissue and that Atkins got it right with his diet, but he didn't necessarily get all of his science right.  This is an alternate theory that seems to make sense too.  Don't eat a lot of carbohydrates that will put all the energy into your fat cells and make it difficult to get out.

What Gary thus recommends is as follows.  Don't try to limit fat - eating fat keeps you from feeling deprived.  Go ahead and eat that bacon, cheese, butter, oil, etc.  Cut your carbs (sugar, rice, and pasta are big ones).  Each veggies, but not ones with too many carbs.  Stay away from sugar, even the ones in fruit and fruit juices.  Eat as much as you want, just stop when you feel full.  The theory is eating a lot more protein and fat will make you feel full longer, which will result in  you eating less.

I've heard several people say that when they stopped drinking pop they started losing weight.  The question then becomes, why?  Is it because less pop means less calories?  Or, is it because your insulin spikes less and allows you to burn more fat?  It's also interesting that being obese and diabetes have a correlation.  Are you overweight because you have an insulin disorder (diabetes), or is your high carb diet causing your insulin to go haywire, thus making you gain weight?  Then, over time with your insulin always being high, does it cause the onset of diabetes?  Hmmmm.....something to ponder.

I'm not sure if I'm willing to do that kind of hard-core Atikins-like diet.  I sure do like my oatmeal, fruit, granola bars, fruit juice, and the occasional potato (mashed potatoes!) and pasta dish.  But, I have noticed before that if I don't eat protein with my meals, I tend to get hungry quicker and snack more.  At the same time, if I eat too much protein and not enough carbs, sometimes I feel lethargic when I exercise (supposedly this is normal as your body adjusts to a high protein diet, and usually some salt helps cure this).  And, a low carb diet can lower your blood pressure;  I really don't need to lower my blood pressure any lower than it already is - I already get head rushes sometimes because of it.  And of course every body is unique, so maybe certain people can tolerate different levels of carbs in their diet.  That's my food for thought today.....now I must go eat five bratwurst.

Fun fact for the day from Wikipedia:  Female sex hormone causes fat to be stored in the buttocks, thighs, and hips in women. Men are more likely to have fat stored in the belly due to sex hormone differences.  When women reach menopause and the estrogen produced by ovaries declines, fat migrates from their buttocks, hips and thighs to their waists.

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Smattering

When I was on my Whistler trip, for some reason the stages of grief came up, so I looked up the history of that and found its origins are from the book "On Death and Dying" written in 1969 by Elizabeth Kubler-Ross (there should be an umlaut over the 'u').  A couple weeks later, I was reading an article in "Time" magazine about it.  For the full text, go here.  To summarize, the article was saying that "On Death and Dying" was originally written about how people deal with being diagnosed with a terminal illness, not the grieving process when other people die.  However, the author did go on to write more books about that after ODAD was such a best seller, and hundreds of support groups for every kind of loss sprung up.  That's the history.

According to this article, more recent research is showing that for the large majority of people, they do not necessarily go through all the stages, not necessarily in any order, and basically the whole stage thing is a myth.  Except in extreme cases where people are having difficulty coping, most people get over the worst of their grief within six months whether they do or do not go to therapy, support groups, etc.  If you want all the details read the whole article, but I thought it was an interesting perspective even though I have no way to know whether ODAD or this article is really true.

Melanaway and Dr. Animal Killer - if you get bored with the unicycles, you could try this routine.

The current magazine article of interest is how to eat bacon and eggs and still lose weight.  I'm not all the way through it yet, so I'm not even sure why I mention this.

I mentioned a while back about a new song by Leann Rimes coming out called Crazy Women - you can check it out here.  Gin, I don't want to see you clicking on that last link.  Stand by your principles!  Men without a sense of humor shouldn't click on it either.  There is a swear word in it too, so make sure your little people aren't around if you don't want them to learn any new words.

Monday, February 14, 2011

Exactly How Smart Is A Gator?

Because I have nothing witty to say, this is all I've got....leftovers from the inbox.  Who REALLY put up that sign?

Sunday, February 13, 2011

Court Is In Session

Growing up, we always called them tennis shoes.  If you wanted to sound like a hick you could call them tenny-runners.  If you were sophisticated maybe you called them your gym shoes.  Our family not being experts on exercise equipment, we pretty much labeled them all tennis shoes.  Little did I know there were so many nuances to buying a pair of exercise shoes.  For outdoor sports like soccer or softball or flag football you need cleats, and there are several sub-categories such as metal or plastic cleats and soccer vs softball.  For basketball they have special basketball shoes (remember the Nike Air Jordans?).  For runners, they have special running shoes.  They even have walking shoes, but I think they might be the same as running shoes.  And finally, there are court shoes, which apparently are used for racquetball and volleyball and (I think) tennis.

Matt, one of the guys with whom I work and play racquetball, informed me that I needed to buy court shoes for racquetball instead of committing a snafu by using my running/aerobics shoes for that activity like I have been for the last five years.  So, when I went to the sporting good store yesterday to buy some new racquetballs, I decided to check out the court shoes and walked out with a new pair because they actually had my size in the Asics brand.  I tried them out this evening playing some racquetball, and I think they do help you stop quicker and give more support for your ankles, so I'll say they were a wise purchase.  Below is an illustration of the difference in the soles between my running shoes and my court shoes.

Running shoes vs. Court shoes
I've just realized that I don't have a code name for Matt and his wife.  I'll have to contemplate that and see if I can come up with a good one.  Unrelated, it sure warmed up today.  So far the snow is still white and looks good, but give it another day or two and it'll start to be brown with the grass showing through.  This came too soon - I was just starting to enjoy or sub-twenty-degree weather.  I actually prefer those temperatures in the winter because the sun shines more and there's less humidity.  Plus, the roads are more predictably icy.  When it's thirty-two degrees, the cold with humidity soaks into your bones and makes it feel way colder.  It's also always cloudy, and you never know if the roads and sidewalks will be icy or not.

Saturday, February 12, 2011

Annual Tax Report

I just finished filing my taxes for 2010, so here are my observations and rantings.  I paid more tax this year, partly because I received a raise while my assessed property value fell, resulting in the loss of my homestead tax credit.  Plus, every year I pay less interest on my mortgage, so that reduces my deductions.  My effective federal income tax rate for the year was 13.85%, which does not include the cut the state takes from me (4.35%) or the Social Security and Medicare taxes (7.45%), and the sales taxes I pay throughout the year (approx 6%).  And of course the sales tax is post-income tax, which increases the tax bite.  This means more than 1/4 of my income goes to the government.  This calculation has not accounted for all the hidden taxes I pay in higher priced products because of corporate taxes and because my employer has to match the Social Security tax that I pay.

I noticed my state provides a tax credit for a stillborn birth.  I'm guessing that's because you can't claim the baby as a dependent that year.  The tax filing program shows where my federal tax money goes, and 51% goes to all the social programs the government funds like Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid, etc.  Therefore, it makes sense that the tax "rebate" they're giving us for 2011 is coming out of Social Security - where else can they take it from when it's such a huge chunk of the budget?  I'm not really sure I care that they're taking the funds for the tax rebate from Social Security.  It's going to go broke and I won't see any of the money I'm putting in anyway, so why not hasten it by another year?  I'll just have to pay to support my parents in the future when they're retired.  That would be better anyway.  Then I'd know the funds were going to support Mom and Dad directly instead of dishonest politicians, government workers, and scammers.

In the midst of printing all my tax forms and such, my printer made me replace a couple of the color cartridges.  I was only printing black and white, so how is it possible I need to replace my color cartridges?  The next couple paragraphs were taken from the tax preparing software I used and were what I found interesting about future taxes if Congress does not pass any further tax legislation.  Watch out in 2013!

The 2010 Tax Relief Act introduces a payroll tax decrease for 2010. The Old Age, Survivors, and Disability Act Insurance (OASDI) taxes earned income up to $106,800 at a rate of 6.2%. This tax is decreased to 4.2% for 2011. Employers are to begin this change in January, 2011, but may take longer to do it. Once the change is implemented the employer is to pay back any overwithholding of the tax. The reduction only applies to the employee portion of that tax. The change also applies to the tax imposed under the Self Employment Contributions Act (SECA) and the portion attributable to the OASDI portion. The tax on that portion is 12.4%. For 2011 that tax will be 10.4%. The maximum tax reduction under this provision in 2011 is $2,136 for someone who earns the maximum that is subject to the tax of $106,800. A married couple could have a joint reduction of $4,272.

The new tax legislation stopped the tax rates from increasing as scheduled in 2011. Under the new law the current rates of 10%, 15%, 25%, 28%, and 35% will continue for 2011 and 2012. As things stand now in 2013 the lowest bracket will be 15%. The size of the 15% bracket will decrease from 200% of the bracket size for individual filers to 167% of the bracket width for joint filers and qualified surviving spouses. The changes in 2013 in the other brackets are: 25% increases to 28%, 28% increases to 31%, 33% increases to 36%, and 35% increases to 39.6%. This will result in significant tax increases for everyone.

The new legislation also prevented an increase in the capital gains rates. The 0% and 15% capital gains rates will continue to be available in 2011 and 2012. These rates will continue to apply to qualified dividend income in 2011 and 2012 After that, in 2013, the maximum long-term capital gains increases from 15% to 20%. If the asset is held for more than five years the maximum tax rate is 18%. This implies that taking long-term capital gains in the low tax years will be beneficial to waiting until later. Dividends are scheduled to be taxed as ordinary income.

Wednesday, February 09, 2011

Makes Me Laugh

I don't know why, but this makes me laugh every time I hear it.  If you want it as your ringtone, go here.  I downloaded the mp3 clip and play it every once in a while if I feel like laughing.  I'm trying to decide if it's too obnoxious to use as a text notification or something on my phone.  Or maybe I should assign it as a special ring tone for a certain person.  Any volunteers for the honor?  The only thing is that voices in your ring tone are a lot more noticeable than a quiet little chime, especially if you forget to turn your phone off during a meeting.

Tuesday, February 08, 2011

To: Mom From: MelBMarvis Subject: Came In My Inbox Today

Teaching Math in 1970
A logger sells a truckload of timber for $100.
His cost of production is 4/5 of the price.
What is his profit?


Teaching Math In 1980
A logger sells a truckload of timber for $100.
His cost of production is 80% of the price.
What is his profit?


Teaching Math In 1990
A logger sells a truckload of timber for $100.
His cost of production is $80.
How much was his profit?


Teaching Math In 2000
A logger sells a truckload of timber for $100.
His cost of production is $80 and his profit is $20.

Your assignment: Underline the number 20.


Teaching Math In 2005
A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habitat of animals or the preservation of our woodlands.
Your assignment:  Discuss how the birds and koalas might feel as the logger cuts down their homes just for a measly profit of $20.

 
Teaching Math In 2009
A logger is arrested for trying to cut down a tree in case it may be
offensive to Muslims or other religious groups not consulted in the felling license.  He is also fined $100 as his Chainsaw is in breach of Health and Safety legislation as it is deemed too dangerous and could cut something.  He has used the Chainsaw for over 20 years without incident however he does not have the correct certificate of competence and is therefore considered to be a recidivist and habitual criminal.  His DNA is sampled and his details circulated throughout all government agencies.  He protests and is taken to court and fined another $100 because he is such an easy target.  When he is released he returns to find some indigenous people have cut down half his wood to build a camp on his land.  He tries to throw them off but is arrested, prosecuted for harassing an ethnic minority, imprisoned for 6 months and fined a further $100.
While he is in jail the indigenous people cut down the rest of his wood and sell
it on the black market for $100 cash.  They also have a leaving BBQ of koala and goanna, and depart leaving behind several tonnes of rubbish and asbestos sheeting.  The logger on release is warned that failure to clear the fly and vermin ridden rubbish immediately at his own cost is an offence.  He complains and is arrested for environmental pollution, breach of the peace and invoiced $12,000 plus GST for safe disposal costs by a regulated government contractor.
Your assignment:  How many times is the logger going to have to be
arrested and fined before he realises that he is never going to make $20 profit by hard work; he should give up, sign on to the dole and live off the government for the rest of his life?

Teaching Math In 2010
A logger doesn’t sell a lorry load of timber because he can’t get a loan to buy a new truck because his bank has spent all his and their money on a derivative of securitised debt related to sub-prime mortgages in Iceland and lost the lot with only some government money left to pay a few million dollar in bonuses to their senior directors and the traders who made the biggest losses.  The logger struggles to pay the $1,200 licencing fee on his old truck however, as it was built in the 1970s it no longer meets the emissions regulations and he is forced to scrap it.  Some Vietnamese loggers buy the truck from the scrap merchant and put it back on the road.  They undercut everyone on price for haulage and send their cash back home, while claiming unemployment for themselves and their relatives.  If questioned they speak no English and it is easier to deport them at the government's expense.  Following their holiday back home they return to Australia with different names and fresh girls and start again.  The logger protests, is accused of being a bigoted racist and as his name is on the side of his old lorry he is forced to pay $1,500 registration fees as a gang master.

The Government borrows more money to pay more to the bankers as bonuses are not cheap.  The parliamentarians feel they are missing out and claim the difference on expenses and allowances.
You do the math.


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Monday, February 07, 2011

PMP

Like most large corporations, the company I work for has a performance management system.  This is their attempt to appear to be fair and reward people who perform well and to help manage under-performers.  Because my company likes TLAs (Three Letter Acronyms), they call it the PMP (Performance Management Process).  Depending on your manager, the level of conformance to this process varies.  My first two managers moderately adhered to the process.  My third manager was totally gung-ho and assigned us all kinds of special projects as stretch goals, etc.  When we went almost a year without a manager, the absentee manager wasn't real into them (go figure), and the guy they finally hired to be the manager didn't have the time of day for the process.  I have a new manager as of January 1st, and so far he seems like he likes the PMP process, but he won't assign pointless objectives either, which is good.  We'll see how that turns out this year.

Over the years there have been just a few jokes made about what PMP really means.  For example, some people believe it means Prohibiting Meaningful Progress.  Others think it maybe means Proliferating Management Propaganda or possibly Pay Me Please, Producing Mostly Paperwork, or Postponing My Project.  Anyway, today I talked to Barney about his PMP.  I was very disappointed in his performance last week, so I had to talk to him about his Personal Muffin Plan.  He sort of offered to bring in a new muffin so we could re-start the experiment, but we'll see what happens.  It's funny, but he didn't seem to be all that impressed with our experiment.  He said he's seen similar things on You-Tube before.  Yeah, but what about in real life?  Huh?

Sunday, February 06, 2011

Da Packers

Not much is new here.  I'll post a picture of my shoveled driveway from Wednesday after the "big storm".  You can see I have respectable snow piles on the sides of my driveway, but they're not all that record-breaking.



And of course there was that thing called the Super Bowl today.  I was torn about who to cheer for.  Should I cheer for the NFC on principle so I can say the champions beat the Vikings?  Or, do I go for being the obnoxious contrarian and cheer against the Cheeseheads (listen to the first minute of the song)?  I decided to hop on the cheese bandwagon because I do like cheese curds and other cheese products.  I watched the game with some friends from work (and their significant others) who live in town here.  Overall not a bad time.  The food was good.  The national anthem wasn't so great.  The game was good - close right up until the end.  The half time show was interesting.....I'm wondering where I can purchase my very own white suit with embedded lights.  The commercials were only so-so.  Not a lot of huge laughs really, but the car manufacturers are back on the screen.  Here are a couple of my favorites.  I work with a bunch of animals, and you're not you when you're hungry.

The rest of the weekend was kind of the routine stuff.  Off to bed for another full week or work!

Thursday, February 03, 2011

Foiled!

Things in the office went to pot while I was working from home yesterday.  One of the newer guys (code name Barney) who's going to move into The Muffin Man's cube did a big house cleaning, and guess what?  He threw out the muffins I had under test!  He totally ignored my sign about them being on test and not opening the test chamber until February 4th.  In fact, he threw the sign away too.  I didn't get to talk to him about it today because he was out sick (maybe he ate the muffins?), but I certainly will discuss this with him tomorrow.  Hopefully I can find it in my heart to forgive him, and maybe he has a birthday coming up where he could bring in some replacement muffins.  Let me tell you, that's not a good way to start the relationship with your new cube mates.

But, I might have to take a little bit of blame because I did tell him a couple days ago that we had already scavenged the vacant cube, so pretty much everything else could be tossed.  The ironic thing is that I had the cabinet locked and the key kinda-sorta-hidden.  On Tuesday when I was doing a final scavenge I debated about keeping the key to the test chamber with me until the test time was up, but then I just put it in the lock so that anybody could find it.  I also thought about taking the muffins out of the chamber a couple days early but then decided to leave them in there for the full three weeks.  Bad choice.  Big mistake.  Aaarrggghhhh!  Nearly a month lost in the great experiment!  The good news is that the year-old muffin is still intact since that is on a separate display shelf in my cubicle.

Such is life.  Unexpected things are always happening.

Wednesday, February 02, 2011

Havin' A Heat Wave

The greatly touted storm of the century.  Was there snow?  Yes.  Was there wind?  Yes.  Were they of blizzard proportions?  Yeah, probably.  Did I have to shovel an hour to clear the driveway?  Yes.  Was it the storm of the year?  Maybe.  Was it the storm of the decade?  Likely not.  Was it the storm of the century?  I say definitely not.  We got at most a foot of snow here, and the wind was at a respectable speed, but it lasted for less than a day here.  We got enough snow that I wasn't able to drive to work since the plow hadn't come by on my road yet, but that's not really saying much since I don't have a SUV or a four wheel drive.  I didn't "conveniently forget" my laptop at work last night, so I worked from home today.  I also checked the waves at the beach this evening, and there weren't any ten-foot remnant waves, so I'm pretty sure we didn't get the twenty-five footers that were predicted.

This may surprise you, but I don't think I'm really cut out for working from home or for being a hermit.  I think if I worked from home all the time I might end up stir crazy inside of a month, possibly a week.  It might not have helped that I went to all the effort to shovel my driveway early so I could be at work in time for my 8:00 meeting and I got all dressed up, etc. for work and then ended up working from home anyway.  The snow didn't really look all that deep in the road, but it was deep enough.  I found a possible great opportunity for very localized snowboading, but I'll have to see if it's still there on Friday when I get to it.  This paragraph got totally off topic and I'm not sure how to get it back on track, so we'll just end it there.

Speaking of storms, the one we had really wasn't much by this ND gal's standards.  But, B.S. was canceled because of the storm and instead of being constructive, I watched the movie "Grumpy Old Men" to confirm my opinion that the snow we got was nothing compared to the snow people get in Minnesota and North Dakota.  It's probably not a movie appropriate for kids since there is some crassness, bad language, and name calling, and they'd learn some bad practical jokes.  But, it's still interesting.  Here are a few key things I noticed about why I think the movie is funny:

  1. The one guy had a pair of socks almost as holey has mine.
  2. The lady star in the show has a 'fessing television
  3. Some focus on bathrooms:  the statement is made that you can learn a lot about a person if you just have thirty seconds in their bathroom.
  4. Practical jokes
  5. Everything I know about ice fishing, I learned from this movie.
All right, that's all I know.  Now I need to go do something constructive like go to bed.