Wednesday, October 30, 2013

Drop Everything

The other day when I was watching something on YouTube, I saw an ad by Heineken, and it involved people committing to dropping everything and going wherever the wheel of fortune said they should go.  Here are the two videos about the "project":

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqXOiQ1c42c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PenROORvLyw

If we put aside the fact that it's sponsored by Heineken and assume this was being offered by some other company.....would you do it?  Are these people being spontaneous and adventurous, or are they being irresponsible and inconsiderate?  I suppose it depends on what kind of job you have and that kind of stuff.  And whether you were traveling with others or planning to meet someone on the other end.  It's also not very clear how long you have to go to this destination.  For the same length of time you were planning to go somewhere else?  For a month?  A weekend?  I think some of these answers would affect my decision.  Just sayin'.  I'm guessing I would be all responsible and stuff and turn down the offer to drop everything.   But if you caught me at the right time in the right situation, I might go for it.

Monday, October 28, 2013

2013 Journal of Amazing Things - Week #43

Things I found amazing this week:

1.  Mileage - More than 100,000 miles in 5.5 years.  Not bad.


2.  Creativity.  This picture is also a good one.  I was tempted to buy the T-shirt, but I don't really have an appropriate place to wear it.

Sunday, October 27, 2013

New Specs For 2013

A couple weekends ago I made the usual trek to go see Dr. Bambi Blaster for my annual eye exam.  I've had my old pair of glasses for a couple years now.  I really like them and was tempted to just stay with them, but I had been told that I needed to get out of my box 2 or 3 times in the space of 2 days, so I decided that I would.  Check out the new specs that came in the mail on Monday.  I think I picked them out in less than half an hour, so that could explain a few things - impulse buy!

They told me geek chic was in, so I went with it.  At least half way.  Although to me, it seems like in order to get out of my box, I actually went further into my box.  These glasses seem more engineer-y to me.  Or maybe getting a little too close to my rec specs?  My new ones are metal - they're brown on the front, and then the bows are a green color with a small hole pattern in the bows as well.  Only two people commented on them at work over the space of 4 days, so either most people aren't observant or they think they're ugly.  One lady at work did notice right away and said she liked them.  And, 3 or 4 people at meeting this morning told me they liked them, so I think they pass muster.

For those who want to know, the new ones have transition lenses and the anti-glare coating, same as the previous pair.  And digital lenses, whatever that means.  All I know is that it means there are some etchings on the edges of the lenses.  Not sure why.
 

Old Glasses
Geek chic - going deep into the box to get out of the box.

Sunday, October 20, 2013

2013 Journal of Amazing Things - Week #42

Things I found amazing this week:

1.  Hail



2.  Sunshine Power - it feels so much warmer when the sun shines.  A lot of BTUs there, Curtis.


Thursday, October 17, 2013

Data Analysis

I finally did it today - I broke down and turned on the furnace.  For the last couple of days it's been kind of chilly in the morning, but then it's been nice enough during the day that the temperature in the house has been remaining above 60 degrees.  However, this evening the temperature was already at 60, and the weather forecast for the next three days is for highs in the 50's and rain.  That means bone-chilling coldness, so I turned on the furnace.  This way it should be a little bit easier to get out of bed tomorrow morning.

I also went back and gathered and graphed some data related to when I turn my furnace on.  I was missing a data point from last year - apparently it wasn't memorable when I turned it on or something because I didn't find a blog record of it, although I do know for sure that I at least made it to September 19th without turning it on in 2012.  It seems as though if I can survive the cold snap that usually comes near the end of September, then it's usually warm enough again that I can go until the third week in October before turning on the furnace.  See the graph below.  It's a bit strange to use the Julian date, but it seemed like the best way I could find at the moment to illustrate my data.  Excel's date-graphing functions aren't the best.  The latest date on record so far is October 21, so this year was fairly respectable at October 17.


Wednesday, October 16, 2013

Cool Diagnostics

How many of you have been to an audiologist for testing?  I used to think that all they did was test your hearing, but I found out differently yesterday.  I had occasion to go to an audiologist for some testing.  I must say that I found it very interesting.  If you've never been to one, here is how the testing goes (at least how it went for me):

The technician's name was Alissa.  We went into the tiny anechoic room with two chairs, a table, and some test equipment.  The room wasn't much bigger than my cubicle, and the ceiling felt sort of low.  She started out by asking some questions about why I was there, etc.  The first test she did was to put this wand in my ear that gave little puffs of air and played some loud noises to check my inner ear response.  Next came the traditional hearing test where they play tones and you press the button when you hear tones (no matter how faint).  Then, she did an extra thing where she put this apparatus on my head that sort of clamped down and vibrated near the base of my skull, and I was supposed to click the button again if I heard tones.  Apparently they were checking some of the bones in the ear somehow by vibrating my skull?  I'm not completely sure.  I do know that when they were doing low tones it felt kind of good - almost like a massage.  But it also felt kind of weird.



The last part of the test in the anechoic chamber involved listening to a guy saying, "You will say ______."  He went through a whole series of words where I had to repeat the word that he said.  You will say carve.  "Carve".  You will say east.  "East."  You will say ace.  "Ace."  You will say jam.  "Jam."  Like that.  With different words for each ear.  At the end of that, Alissa said my hearing was fine.  And that's good.....


Then we went to a different room and they hooked up the sensors.  One on the outside corner of each of my eyes, one on my forehead, and one underneath my right eye.  Then they had me look at this light bar that was probably 6" x 5'.  The light bar displayed a red dot, and I was supposed to follow the dot with my eyes.   They did both vertical and horizontal movement and had me follow a "train" of dots with my eyes.  I'm not sure, but I'm guessing that might have been their calibration to "learn" my normal eye movements.  Next were some measurements that they took while I closed my eyes and did some mental exercises like counting down from 100 out loud, counting down from 50, counting by 2's, counting by 3's, and counting by 4's.

Next came the most interesting part.  Alissa had me lay down with my eyes closed, and she blew warm air (using a machine, not her breath) in one of my ears for 50 seconds, then she quit and had me do a focus activity again with my eyes still closed.  For example, name a girl's name starting with A, B, C, etc.  Alissa, Becky, Candace, Debbie, Ellen, Faith, Grace, Helen, Irene, Jennifer, Kelly, Melissa, Nancy.  The really interesting thing is that near the end of the 50 seconds of warm air I would start to feel slightly dizzy.  Then, once she removed the hot air, it felt like the table I was laying on started to spin.  It started slowly at first, but then it got to be a stronger sensation once we got to the letter E or somewhere around there.  Weird, huh?  I wonder how people who usually have issues with motion sickness would do with that test.

Then we moved on to the right ear after a minute or two of recovery time.  50 seconds of warm air, and then I had to name boy names while feeling dizzy for a bit.  Aaron, Bob, Charlie, David, Erik, Frank, etc.  Next up:  cold air in the left ear for 50 seconds followed by another focus activity.  Name a city or state that starts with the letter A.....Alabama, Bismarck, Chicago, Denver, E.......ummmm.....East Fargo, Fargo, Grand Rapids, H...........ummmmm......here's a hint - it's an island in the Pacific.....oh yeah, Hawaii......  I may have been feeling a little bit dizzy when I got to E.  :-)  Last but not least......cold air in the right ear.  In this case I felt less like the room was spinning and more like the table was moving up and down like I was on a boat, but there was still some spinning sensation too.  This time I named animals.  Aardvark, Billy goat, Crocodile, Dog, Elephant, Fox, Goat, etc.

For the final test, Alissa had me put on these goggles that had bright lights inside, and the viewing window was such that I couldn't really see out of them, but from the outside it makes your eyes really big.  Then she turned my head quickly and had me lay down quickly.  Apparently some people have positional vertigo, and it makes their eyes go crazy when they do that kind of movement.  I did not have that issue thankfully.

So......that was it.  Quite interesting, huh?

Monday, October 14, 2013

2013 Journal of Amazing Things - Week #41

Things I found amazing this week:

1.  Talent - There are so many talented people in the world, but only a few of them become famous.  Sorry the picture is bad - this blog program sometimes is too smart for its own good with its autocorrect.  And thanks to Uncle Bex for the picture.


2.  Close Call - This big guy made a big boom when he fell.  Luckily he only nicked my garage and missed my shed by a hair.  I didn't even lose power, although the meter did get pulled off the side of the garage.


Wednesday, October 09, 2013

Not So Serious

We've had a couple posts of serious stuff, so today I thought I'd give you a couple links to some amusing stuff:

First up is an advertisement for a product called Poo-pourri.  In my browsing of YouTube, I saw this ad and it made me laugh because it was very clever, yet also informational.  Play the video that's right on the main page there.  I also like the very descriptive words used.  Chem-lab carnations with a touch of feces indeed.  I have never used it, so I can't vouch one way or the other for this product.  I just like amusing stuff.
http://www.poopourri.com/

The other amusing thing is the Obamacare skit that Saturday Night Live did a couple weeks ago right before the official Affordable Care Act "exchanges" kind-of-sort-of opened.  My cubie Kadmium showed me this one.  Very amusing, but also PG-13, so don't watch it with your really little ones hanging around.
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/obamacare-cold-open/n41321/ 

Have a good evening folks.

Tuesday, October 08, 2013

Food for Thought

The other day on facebook one of my friends from high school posted a link to this video - a "Must watch" for women.  So, I watched it.  If you want to form your own opinion, please go and watch the video before you read any further.  If you want to be influenced before you watch it/if you watch it, then read on.

I will say that the presentation was powerful with some good background music.  For about the first third of it though, I was wondering what the point of this really was, and how does he know what I am or what I'm not?  By about the middle, I thought it was starting to get pretty good, and he does make a very good point that we are worth more than we realize because someone did die for us.  But.....the second to last sentence at the end bothers me, the "I Am Awesome" part.  Is that really what we should say?  Or should we say, "I am a daughter of God, and my Father and God is awesome?"  It's a tough balance, isn't it?  To know that we are worthy of love and respect because God loves us and sent his son for us, yet to still be meek and understand how unworthy we are at the same time.  And to be humble enough to repent.  And to have this, I think we need the power and help of God.

The other thought I had was, what about the men?  Why is it only addressed to women?  And if you go to that same link, you will see that there is also a separate video for men.  I didn't think that one was quite as powerful, but maybe that's because I'm not a man.  Or, maybe it was because I had watched the other one first, so I already kind of knew his format and his spiel.

Anyway, just some philosophy for the day.  What's your thought on it?

Sunday, October 06, 2013

2013 Journal of Amazing Things - Week #40

Things I found amazing this week:

1.  Adrenaline Rush - Few things compare to the feeling of your stomach coming up into your throat as you free fall, feeling weightless for a brief second, or the feeling of a bunch of G's pushing you back into your seat as you round a tight corner on a roller coaster.  And in case you were wondering....this is not a photo of anyone that I know.


2.  Spoken To Again

Thursday, October 03, 2013

Free Space

As Ananias mentioned in one of her comments, finishing the patio stone project did free up some space in the garage.  This enabled me to start thinking seriously about what to do with that free space.  And, it also nicely coincided with an idea that had been percolating and a nice sale I found.  So guess what I purchased?  That's right, a guest kayak.  It's the same model as my current kayak but a couple years newer.  And, its official color is mango instead of red.  I'm trying to decide what its name is.  My first thought is Miss Piggy to go along with my kayak's name of Kermit.  Maybe it's not a girl though?  Maybe it should be Grover.  A couple suggestions from the baby name website were Aksel, Rolf, and Waldo.  Waldo might have potential.  Weirdly enough, one of the girl name suggestions was Melissa.  Maybe Percy would work?  Let me know what you think.  Lindee named my kayak Kermit and Devin named my car Herman, so I sometimes do take suggestions.

The new kayak

Freshly swept and partially organized garage.  With two kayaks and only a few stones left.

It's a two-car garage with just enough room for one car and a little bit of space to walk to my car.  Also note some of the new shelving and hooks that I put up and am now using.

The other thing I noticed yesterday is that the last stone I cut so nicely was put in backwards.  Doh!  FAIL.  And I had planned everything else so nicely.  It must not look too bad because it took me several days to notice.

Since we're talking about garage stuff, on Saturday when I was working on the patio stone stuff I left one of my garage doors open.  Later in the afternoon as I walked into the garage when I was about to close the garage doors, I thought I heard a small chipmunk "chirp".  I listed but didn't hear it again, so I shrugged and closed the doors.  Well, Sunday after meeting when I went to open the garage doors, I startled a chipmunk who was running around my garage.  It was on!  I got close enough that I could have stepped on him, but I didn't because I was wearing sandals and didn't want to have to clean the guts off my sandals before going to the kayak shop.  And, I didn't want him to possibly get close enough to bite my toe and give me rabies either.  So I tried to hit him with the kayak cradles I was carrying, but no luck.  He ran underneath the pallets on the other side of the garage.  Then there was probably a good 15 minutes of cat and mouse where I was very still and tried to lure him out so I could hit him with a shovel.  We eventually compromised at the point where he went outside the garage and around the corner.  I closed the doors quick before he could get back in.  That's the news from Lake MI where all the chipmunks are safe (at least until tomorrow) and all the women mean-spirited.

Come on over for a paddle!

Tuesday, October 01, 2013

Stones of Patio

This post has been a long time coming!  At the beginning of the summer, I said that I would tell you about my Memorial Day weekend.  It's a few weeks after Labor Day, and now I can tell you.  My parents came to visit for a couple days over Memorial Day.  They were exhausted from the end of a busy school year, but I put them to work anyway.  First we did some shower door repair.  Dad brought all the cool tools like his laser level, so we did some planning on Saturday and Sunday for our Monday work.

On Sunday we mostly relaxed except for going to SMM and GM.

Monday we started bright and early in the drizzling rain on my patio stone project.  About 5 or 7 years ago I bought the stones at Lowe's because they had free delivery at one point and I had this great idea.  Then I let them "season" in the garage for several  years while I tried to get motivated.  I had made one unsuccessful start one time by trying to buy bags of sand from Lowe's to use as the sand layer underneath the stones.  I quickly found out that wasn't going to quite cut it.  Mom and Dad came to the rescue to give me the push I needed to get started again.  And they brought some tools I needed like the stomping tool.

I didn't work them all day Monday - we did stop to go to a potluck in the evening, and then they were heading back home on Tuesday morning.  Every Saturday this summer that I actually spent at home was spent doing further work on the project.  On Saturday I cut the final stone, set it in, and did the finishing touches around that stone by filling the cracks with that special crack-filling polymeric sand (locking sand).  Woo-hoo!  It feels good!  Thanks Brudda Jeddles for the tip on buying a masonry blade for my skill saw to get that last stone cut.

Check it out.  The only thing I need to do now is to get rid of a small dirt pile and a small sand pile that are left.  And I might get anal and fill in some opened cracks with locking sand and stuff.  And I might find a good way to use up the broken stones too.  There is an idea for that percolating.

Some pre-work done to pull the ivy back before Mom and Dad arrived.

The graveyard of my previous attempt to get started.

Nearly finished except for that one block around the gas meter.
Finished!  With the locking sand done and everything.
A finished view from the other direction.
The stones around the AC unit.  This was the only disappointment that I had to go around instead of going under.  But, it would have cost a fair amount to do that and I was running out of stones because quite a few stones had broken while sitting on the pallets.  This was the compromise.
One of my cuts to go around the telephone line.
My other cut to go around the natural gas line.  The stones are wet - locking sand curing in progress.  That's the reason for the weird coloring.