Monday, April 11, 2011

Random Ranting

  • What is the deal with beards?  Are they coming back in?  The guy I carpool to meeting with and a guy on my volleyball team both grew one recently (but not the same one - they don't share it).
  • I paid $3.999 per gallon for gas today.  Let's just call it what it is and say $4.00/gallon.
  • If I have to cut spending and luxuries to stay within my means, then I say congress should to.  Bring on the budget cuts and let the national debt ceiling remain unchanged.  I'm sure some of you will disagree since they always go after the education budget first.  But, that's why it's called a representative republic, and you're allowed to write and speak to your congressperson to express your opinion.
  • I found an interesting graph on the history of gas prices.  It looks like people were optimistic about all that hope and change, but it quickly wore off.  The related interesting graph on oil price per barrel that I found is here.  Hmmm.....we're paying less per barrel in oil now than we were in 2008, but somehow the peak gas price per gallon in 2008 is the same as what I paid today.  This means somebody is making some extra money.  The question is, who?
  • Speaking of gas prices and such, I found it amusing yesterday when I was reading a novel written in 2006 that was set in the year 2002.  The effects of nuclear detonations in the Middle East were being discussed, and it was mentioned that gas could even go over $100 a barrel.  Go figure.  Been there twice, done that twice, and it didn't even take a nuclear war.
  • Yesterday was nice and hot with temps in the 80's.  I basked in the sun on my deck for a while.  It has cooled off again, so we're back to normal spring weather.

Saturday, April 09, 2011

Spring Randomness

Spring is a great time of year.  It's nice to walk outside when there is a slight chill in the air and know that it will only be getting warmer in the near future.  The daffodils are just starting to bloom (a little behind their normal schedule).  I've been seeing robins for a couple weeks now, and I've also seen and heard a few cardinals.  Yard work commenced today.  Of course, the kayak and bicycle dreams are starting.

Yesterday I interviewed three people.  Tough decisions, tough decisions.  How do you know if you got the accurate "feel" for a person in the span of one hour?  How do you assess somebody's ability to learn, motivation, personality, and integrity in an hour?  Do you wait for somebody who "wows" you in the interview, or do you go with some raw talent that you think has potential?

That's all I've got for today.  I'm moving on to more Saturday chores.

Wednesday, April 06, 2011

Visual Humor For The Day

I believe my desk is around here somewhere.

This showed up recently at work - the only one of its kind in the building.  Is it birds?  Is it leaves?  Fish?  This just doesn't say "engineer" to me.  Maybe they're subliminally giving us culture and diversity.

Monday, April 04, 2011

Good Stuff

This past weekend felt a little bit like deja vu, but not totally.  I made the familiar trek over to the cheesy state and did some visiting rounds of the southeast corner.  The highlights are below.

  1. Played one-on-one tackle/flag football with a six year old, and he beat me.  That's right, I made him tackle me, and I only had to pull his flag, and he still beat me!. ;-)
  2. Saw cousin Mowla and the crew - it's always a treat to see them and have an enthusiastic admirer of my digital scrapbooks.
  3. I learned about the eagle cam - watched brand new baby eagles in the nest....it's pretty cool.
  4. The aforementioned six year old is really into plants, and it was cute to watch as he spent hours watering his plants, planting seeds, watering them, and hoping they'd be popping out of the dirt by that afternoon.  I'm not sure, but he might be related to his grandma Dee.
  5. Also spent some time hanging out with my buddies Jack-E and Beatrice.  I suppose fellowship may be the more descriptive word than "hanging out".
  6. Had extra special fellowship on Sunday with several hundred other people.  There's something special about that whether you're a visitor or it's one of your "home" meetings.  If you know everybody, you can enter into the struggles better, but at the same time if you don't know everybody, it's easier to get the message because your vision isn't obscured by the baggage of the messengers (on and off the platform).  This one was kind of a mixture of the two for me.
  7. Jack-E and I went to an outdoor gear store and drooled over all the kayak stuff.  I splurged on a bunch of gear for my kayak.  I think my kayak needs a name - suggestions?  Kevin.....Clark......Kent......Christopher......Kade......something else?  My car's name is Herman, so maybe it should be something that goes with that name.  It don't really think it's a girl, but you never know.....sometimes the vet is wrong.
  8. I splurged again and bought a new pair of Sunday shoes.  Maybe I'll break out the camera for a picture of my generations of black Sunday shoes.  I'm not sure exactly how old the pair I just replaced was, but I'm guessing they were around seven years old.
  9. What is the correct spelling of Habakkuk?  My one bible says Habukkuk, and the other says Habakkuk.  This discovery lowered my opinion of Zondervan publishers.
  10. A few gems from the meetings:  The Spirit can make up for our lack of ability, but our ability can never make up for our lack of Spirit.  God measures us by the little things.  There's a big difference between someone putting the yoke on us and us taking the yoke.
Whew!  I barely had enough material for a "top ten" post.  In keeping with last year, I didn't take many pictures.  I guess I was too busy living life in the great state of Wisconsin.

I'm sensing a pattern here.....more than a decade's worth of black Sunday shoes.

Budding Botanist

Thursday, March 31, 2011

Food Glorious Food

In a previous post about a month ago, I was mentioning a magazine article I read that was encouraging eating lots of protein.  Since then I've been making a conscious effort to notice my level of hunger after I eat protein vs. carbohydrates vs. a lot of sugar.  Also as a result of this I've been trying to eat more protein.  Not a ton more, but more in general.  I realized that in the last several months I had started getting lazy in my cooking and wasn't eating much meat.  There were likely a couple root causes:

  • Being gone a lot, it's harder to get to the grocery store on a regular basis, so I would often just plain not have meat available to cook.  I could do eggs, but those weren't always on hand either - or they were on hand but way past their due date.
  • In my opinion, meat is the more difficult part of the meal to cook.  It takes longer and more pre-planning.  You either have to thaw it out beforehand or have it fresh on hand.  I know you can thaw it in the microwave, but it's just not the same somehow, so I try not to do that.  I don't like the way it gets cooked on the outside but is still cold on the inside.  Depending on the cut of meat, it may need to bake for several hours or be marinated the night before.
  • Meat doesn't really come packaged in "single person" quantities very often.  If it does, it's not very cost-effective.  I know that's not a totally true statement, but refer to the next bullet, which compounds this problem.
  • I'm not a "freezer" kind of person.  Often my freezer is like a black hole.  I put stuff in there, forget I put it in there, and then find it a year later.
  • Rice and pasta are so much easier.  Some boiling water and a few minutes of cooking, and it's done.
This new zeal for eating more meat means more cooking and more grocery store shopping.  Sometimes when I go to the grocery store and see all the meat options, my dreams get bigger than my stomach, and I end up with two or three different packages of meat.  It then becomes a race to get it all cooked and eaten before it goes bad.  The race is usually won if I'm home on the weekends, but if I'm gone a lot, it gets tricky to balance it all out.  Maybe I need to bring my lunch to work more often.

This week I had three meats:  a small package of round steak, a pound of ground beef, and a pound of hot Italian ground pork.  The round steak is eaten - I did it in classic Mom style with cream of mushroom soup.  Braise them in a pan first, then bake them for an hour or two.  The meat is cut-with-a-fork tender that way.  The ground beef ended up as taco meat - it's more than half gone.  The ground pork was used for homemade spaghetti sauce.  I cheated a little and got the plain tomato sauce and black olives from a can, but I did my own spice mix and used up some fresh mushrooms.  The spaghetti sauce was delicious if I do say so myself - about half gone so far.

I always used to think whole wheat spaghetti was terribly gross, but I've found what I really am not a fan of is the fat (traditional diameter) spaghetti and pasta cooked al dente.  Fully processed or whole wheat, no thank you.  Whole wheat tastes a whole lot better if you get the angel hair and make sure it's cooked - none of this still slightly crunchy stuff.  I like it to be kind of mushy.

What's that?  Vegetables?  I'm not real original on that.  Quite a bit of salad, some frozen or canned veggies like green beans or peas, and I also like to cook a big batch of squash (acorn or butternut are my favorites at the moment).  I'm a little light on the fruits because those are hard to keep fresh too when you're gone a lot.  As it starts to warm up I'll probably get back on the fruit wagon.

That's the "skinny" around here.  Later, yo.

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Engineering Snobbery

As promised, here's some engineering humor.  No offense meant to you business people....I saw a comeback online from someone saying that it takes business majors to hire us enginerds.  :-)

The limit as GPA approaches zero of an engineering major = business major

Why do nerds confuse Halloween and Christmas?  Because OCT31=DEC25

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer were asked to review this mathematical problem. In a high school gym, all the girls in the class were lined up against one wall, and all the boys against the opposite wall. Then, every ten seconds, they walked toward each other until they were half the previous distance apart. The mathematician, physicist, and engineer were asked, "When will the girls and boys meet?"
The mathematician said, "Never."
The physicist said, "In an infinite amount of time."
The engineer said, "Well... in about two minutes, they'll be close enough for all practical purposes."

Finally, a few graphs I received in my e-mail today....




Good advice - always try that easy solution first.

They should have included "Waiting for your computer to shut down at the end of the work day."

Like that word chickeny-ness.

Monday, March 28, 2011

Meet Me In....

 
.....St. Louis!  Yep, that's where I was Thursday through Saturday last week.  I was there for work to help recruit at the national conference career fair of the National Society of Black Engineers.  Similar to SWE, you don't have to be black to go to the conference or be a member of the organization, but the large majority of the people who are members are black.  The conference was a similar style to the SWE conference, but obviously different because of the different demographic.  Here's a summary list.
  1. The career fair ran two days.  I barely had breakfast (conference call for work ran long) and kinda-sorta had lunch (leftover pizza) at 3:00 PM.  I learned my lesson.
  2. The second day I made sure I ate breakfast in the form of two plates of bacon and eggs with a third plate of biscuits and gravy.  I missed lunch, but I didn't care because I had enough protein to hold me over.
  3. I hope to return to St. Louis again.  It seems to be a very nice town, and they've done some really cool things with their old train station.  It's renovated and now has restaurants and shops.  I also want to go up to the top of the arch next time.
  4. All of those old, original towns on the Mississippi are very intriguing to me.  I like the history that comes with a town on a big river, especially one that is the "gateway to the west".  I wouldn't consider myself a real history buff, but when you go to places like that, it seems to come alive.
  5. I have a love/hate relationship with screening resumes.  I don't like to be the gatekeeper for so many people's futures, but at the same time somebody has to try to ensure my future co-workers are competent, capable, and easy to work with.
  6. One restaurant we tried to go to wouldn't let us in because they had run out of meat (ribs).  Perhaps an unexpectedly high demand?  The demographic or coincidence.....hard to say.
  7. It was me and twenty well-dressed black guys who ate together at the Hard Rock Cafe one evening.  I have no idea what other people were guessing was going on, but I bet they were wondering.
  8. On the car ride down there I was introduced to the musical arts of R and B and old school rap.  Some old school rap includes songs like My Adidas, Jump Around, and The Humpty Dance - back before rap became really profane.  I was surprised by how many old school rap songs sounded familiar.
  9. Of course we saw the arch.  I passed on the long line to take the tram up because I knew the other guys didn't want to wait while I did that, but it was cool to see the arch anyway.  As we drove in Wednesday evening the sun was setting, and you could see the arch back lit by the glow of the sunset.  It would have made an awesome picture, but I wasn't able to capture the beauty with my camera.
  10. Did you know the arch was first an idea to help clean up the riverfront area of St. Louis and generate economic growth? (And be a national monument at the same time.)  It's a monument to Thomas Jefferson, who authorized the Louisiana Purchase, resulting in the westward expansion of the United States.  Its shape is a weighted catenary arch - very interesting, mathematically speaking.
That's all I have on that.  Here's one more picture - the arch and the mighty Mississippi.  Sorry, no people pictures.



Next post:  some bonus engineer jokes.

Sunday, March 27, 2011

Type and Run

More on the week/weekend tomorrow.  For now I'll just say I'm back and had a small bout of absent-mindedness yesterday.  I forgot my almost-new deodorant at the hotel and my camera in the rental van.  Not that I took very many pictures to give you a photo-tour, but I had at least one decent one of the scenery.  I don't think I have any people pictures from the trip.  Hopefully I can re-claim the camera tomorrow.

Today is low-key.  SMM, GM in a couple hours, the Y, and some chilling out time which includes catching up on my favorite blogs and maybe doing some digital scrapbooking.  Oh, and it's sunny!  Chilly, but sunny.  I was supposed to be away the entire weekend, but like Robert Burns says:  "The best laid schemes of mice and men go oft awry."

All for now.

Monday, March 21, 2011

Monday Ramblings

  • I really don't like small curd cottage cheese.  I don't know why, but somehow it seems like it tastes different than the large curd.  And, I don't like how the small curds all bunch together.
  • The guy who made my sandwich at Jimmy John's on Friday looked like he had his cheek pierced.  How is that even possible, and why would that ever cross your mind to do that?  I'm almost afraid to google how it's done for fear of what kind of sites I might be directed to.
  • Later this week I'm going to have the opportunity to be and feel like the minority for two days.  That should be interesting and maybe a culture shock.
  • I bought two paintings for cheap in Jamaica, but the frames are a totally different story.  They probably cost 5 times or more than the paintings.
  • Picking out a painting frame felt akin to choosing carpet.  So many samples, materials, textures, and colors.  Will it match the paint, the woodwork, the furniture, and still look good in ten years?  I was very tempted to go "fun" and buy a yellow frame, but I went conservative and expensive instead.  I'll post a picture when I get them back and they're hung.
  • My racquetball skills are improving.  Now the good people in the league have to at least work to get their wins even if my record is 1-26.
  • I imagine dog-sitting for someone is like having a new child.  You don't know enough about either one to know what is normal behavior.
  • I'm off to start the preparation for going to bed.  I have an early morning tomorrow where I've got some trainin' to do.  I'm refreshing the CAD skills of some people in India.

Saturday, March 19, 2011

We Be Jammin'

I hate to lord it over you, but here's another trip summary.  This winter has been a personal record for most tan throughout the winter.

Location:  Jamaica.
Travel buddies:  Helga and Beatrice (formerly known as Uncle Becks Smurf and Sharin')
Purpose of trip:  Sun, sand, and relaxation



Items of interest (besides the ladies in the picture above of course):
  1. I had the best jerk chicken and jerk pork ever the first day I was there.  Unfortunately, it ruined my expectations for the rest of the trip.  It didn't ruin them too badly though.
  2. I recommend the card game Rage for when you don't have four people to play Rook.
  3. They have underground hotels there. People are just dying to check in - that's what the tour guide told us.
  4. Took a bike ride in the Blue Mountains.  It was similar to the bike ride in Alaska with awesome scenery and all downhill, but I've definitely gone faster on a bicycle.
  5. Waterfall swim:  I recommend this too.  We kinda sorta did two waterfall swims.
  6. We didn't go to it, but apparently they have a bar there that serves 200 proof rum.  They say the first shot will open your eyes, the second shot will close your eyes, and the third shot will let you see Jesus Christ.  They do like their rum there.
  7. We learned about the coffee bean process.  Did you know coffee beans start out as a reddish looking berry (similar looking to a cranberry)?
  8. We saw banana plants too.  They're not really trees even though they might look like one.  They produce one bunch of bananas and die, but before they die they product offshoots, and another plant grows to produce another bunch.  In technical terms, a bunch is a lot more than what you call a bunch in the grocery store.  Also, the bananas grow upright, not hanging down like you might imagine.  The plants are delicate and need a windbreak.  You know that Day-O song?  That was a working song from when workers worked during the night packing bananas.
  9. I started out skeptical that the snorkeling would be excellent right off the hotel's beach, but it certainly was.  They had brain coral, sea urchins, spiny lobsters, needlefish, bluehead wrasse, four-eye butterfly fish, squirrelfish, and a whole bunch of other ones - tiny ones in huge schools, ones that nearly blended in with the sand, and others I don't know enough about to identify.
  10. Beach volleyball.  I felt some of the hottest, strongest sun rays I think I've ever felt while doing this.
  11. Dunn's River Falls.  Who doesn't see this when they go to Jamaica?  It's a fun adventure, and we had an excellent experience when we followed the advice of a co-worker and went early on a self-guided tour before the big crowds arrived.
  12. Flea market.  "My lady, come and look, there is no charge for looking."  Helga bought a steel drum, and I bought a couple paintings.  One guy liked my sunglasses, and a couple ladies liked my braided hair.  I'm not sure if they were serious or pouring on the compliments in hopes that I'd like them and buy something.
  13. Other interesting facts:  The major industries there are tourism, coffee, bauxite, bananas, sugar, and citrus.  Rum is made by fermenting sugar cane or its by-products.
  14. Some of my favorite foods from there:  fried plantains, bananas, jerk chicken, jerk pork, rice & peas, thick bacon, and some kind of corn mush dish with cheese.  I had to go olive-less on this trip, much to my chagrin.
  15. Yah mon, no problem, irie.
  16. Last but not least - the company and fellowship with the people I traveled with!
That's all folks - except for a couple pictures.  If you're on facebook there are a few more there and some of these may be repeats.

Yah mon, we did it!

Blue mountains with a coffee plant in the foreground (I think).

Blue Mountains

Chicken with Rice & Peas

Part of the shoreline of our hotel.
Don't worry, be happy, mon.  Later.

Thursday, March 17, 2011

Capitalized


Two weekends ago I made a short jaunt out to our nation's capital and back.  I hadn't been there for close to fifteen years, so it was nice to have a bit of a refresher course.  I wasn't there near long enough to see everything there is to see there, but it was still nice to see the city and spend some time with Bethro.  Here's the list of highlights, not necessarily in order of importance.
  1. I didn't know it was possible, but an airline can lose your suitcase when you hand it to a baggage handler right before you step onto the plane and the flight is non-stop.  Luckily they returned it to me within 24 hours and I got to wear some clean underwear for at least part of the trip.
  2. I got a free T-shirt out of the deal too!  It was part of the free toiletries bag the airline gave me.
  3. I was really in a rush to get to the airport on time, so I wore my work clothes on the flight, and lucky me, I got to wear them again the next day.
  4. Most of the memorials, etc. have free entrance.  That's very cool that anyone can go and learn things about our history without having to pay a bunch of money.  It makes history much more interesting when there are concrete things to see and feel.
  5. We saw the memorial at the Pentagon for the people who died there on September 11th.  Very nice - I would recommend going to see that.
  6. We saw an old favorite of mine - the Lincoln memorial.  I think Lincoln may be my favorite president for a couple of reasons.  First, he said wise things like "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt."  Secondly, he gets points in my book for the way he instructed the South be treated at the end of the civil war.  I try not to hold it against him that he was a lawyer.  The Gettysburg Address was a great speech.  I miss the good old days when speeches were concise and presidents wrote their own speeches.
  7. At both the Arlington Cemetery and the Lincoln Memorial, they had signs that said "Silence and Respect", and most people were obeying those signs.  Outside of meeting, I don't think I've heard a large gathering be as silent as they were at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier.  Well, one other instance I can think of was whale watching in Alaska.  Go here for a great song about the cemetery.
  8. We also saw some other things like the Washington Memorial, the Capitol, and the WWII Memorial.
  9. The people at meeting all had interesting "government" type jobs.  One is an economist for the World Bank, one works for the Department of Energy in the Intelligence and Counter-Intelligence division, and one guy is a lobbyist for agricultural interests such as ranchers.
  10. The lobbyist was the grandson of a couple I stayed with on a trip to Montana - it's a small world.
  11. Good Thai food.
  12. I think we often underestimate the miracle of meeting being the same all over the world.
  13. Special times with cousin Bethro.
  14. The metro is a fun little excursion when you're in the big city.
  15. We about walked our feet off - more than five hours of walking in one day.  Yowsers.
That's it.  Here are more select pictures.  Watch the title bar for a few other ones over the next couple weeks.


Peeping Tom?  Doing surveillance on a terrorist?  Take your best guess.

Lincoln Memorial


    Wednesday, March 16, 2011

    Miscommunication

    I'll tell a little story on myself today that illustrated to me that sometimes I might take things a little too literally.  Through the high pressure of a sales lady on the phone, I was convinced to have a sales person come out and show me some of their home improvement products.  So, last Monday the guy came out there and gave me his sales pitch.  I had to leave around 6:40 to be on time to my 7:00 volleyball game, so I ended up cutting our meeting short while he was in his car crunching his numbers for my quote.  This resulted in another scheduled visit for today.  When I told him I had to leave as I walked to my car, he said "You didn't tell me you had to leave early".  To which I replied, "You didn't ask what I had going on this evening."

    Well, today came, and Ron gave me a quote on some things, and I agreed to purchase a few things.  It was going to take him a bit to draw up the paperwork, so he told me to go about my business while he drew up the papers.  I did that - washed some dishes, sorted laundry, and unpacked my suitcase.  As I walked past he told me that he was almost ready with the paperwork, so I told him OK and went off to check facebook for a few minutes, and then I went into the kitchen to contemplate what I would eat for supper.  Eventually he asked if I was ready to sign the paperwork, and I realized that his almost ready meant that he was completely ready.  He had sat there at my dining room table for like ten minutes while I went about my business before he finally said something.

    Another miscommunication happened when he was filling out the paperwork and asked what my home phone number was, so I told him.  Then I had to initial some things on the paperwork, and I noticed that he had indicated it was best to reach me at that home phone number during the day.  I then told him that was not the best number to reach me at, and they should really call my cell phone.  Yeah, we were not on the same page at all.  That's the excitement around here.

    Monday, March 14, 2011

    Home For a Bit

    My extended absence from the blog scene was due to a little jaunt down to Jamaica.  More on that in another post.  This is just to say I'm back, and look for longer posts in the next couple of days.  The indoor volleyball season was concluded for our team this evening.  We fought valiantly, but alas we are done.  Now I need to head for bed so I can recover from my vacation.  Til next time, mon.

    Tuesday, March 08, 2011

    On The Run

    OK peeps, you will have to wait until later to get the down-low on my whirlwind trip to Washington, D.C. last weekend.  I have it all written in my head, but I don't gots the time right now to type it all out.  I'm on the move here and need to head for bed.  I was at work by 6:15 this morning, and I have an even earlier morning tomorrow.  Good night!  Oh, and in case I don't see you later, good morning, good afternoon, and good evening.

    Thursday, March 03, 2011

    Touch of Spring

    Spring isn't here yet, but it's getting closer.  I've been hearing the cardinal now for a couple weeks, and today I noticed the first daffodils have poked out of the ground.  I guess now would be the perfect time to trap Gary the Groundhog - when he's hungry after a long winter nap and the food is still scarce.  Daylight savings is about ten days from now.  I have mixed feeling about that.  I really don't like waking up and going to work in the dark again, but I really do like it when it's light later in the evening.  I'll keep it short tonight after all my long ramblings yesterday.

    Today Kadmium and I learned how to properly say the word touch in Polish.  Try it out here.  It's spelled dotyk.  Touch in Hindi is spelled sparsh.  I swear, I know this because it's work related.  I could do a little M.C. Hammer remake.  Can't dotyk this.......na na na......can't sparsh this......OK, bye.

    Wednesday, March 02, 2011

    I'm Workin'

    Not too much is new here.  Mostly I've been working.  We have GM on Thursdays right now, so this evening I had planned to go to the weight lifting class at the Y, but I was feeling a bit ill, possibly from eating a week-old pork chop last night, but I'm not completely sure if that was the cause or not.  So, no weight lifting tonight, just eating some plain rice and eggs with a tiny bit of spice, and things are seeming better.  Plus, I was feeling tired from having one of those waking up at 4:30 AM nights.  Why is it always so easy to fall asleep five minutes before your alarm goes off?

    Work has been busy as usual.  Right now I'm helping to train two newbies.  One guy (Barney, muffin destroyer) has worked at the company for a year and has worked in our group the whole time.  The other guy (Rickshaw), has worked for the company for six or seven years in other groups, but he just started in our group in January.  The contrast between the two is kind of startling.

    Rickshaw is a tall, skinny guy who's pretty open about stuff and not afraid to talk.  He moved into the cube area with me and Kadmium in January.  He doesn't talk excessively or anything, but he can hold a conversation about non-work-related stuff pretty easily and isn't afraid to ask questions if he doesn't understand things.  At the same time, he knows how to keep quiet and soak up all the knowledge he can by listening to Kadmium and I discussing engineering conundrums.  If I give him a task, he still has to ask a lot of questions because he's so new he doesn't have much background knowledge, but in general he takes initiative and will often go above and beyond what I've asked him to do.  He's been working on one task that might have taken me a day or two to complete, and he's feeling frustrated because with his other work it's taken him two or three weeks to complete the task.  But, he's starting to come up to speed fairly quickly, and his people skills and common sense so far seem to be good.  Nobody is perfect of course and he has a few quirks (like signing all his e-mails "Have a blessed day"), but overall the quirks are tolerable and he's easy to work with.  He also understands that he has to start out with the small, simple tasks before he'll get assigned a bigger project.

    Barney seems in some ways to be the opposite of Rickshaw.  He's a short, stocky guy who seems somewhere in the middle between shy and awkward, sometimes both.  I find it very difficult to hold a non-work-related conversation with him.  So far all I've figured out is that he seems to be passionate about pickup trucks, and I know what apartment complex he lives in.  Whenever I go and talk to him and ask him a question or two, he seems to get very nervous.  He starts drumming his fingers and stuttering and doesn't always make very good eye contact.  I don't know if I'm scaring him or he feels threatened because my questions are too difficult or what.  In the year or so that I've worked with him off and on, he seems to struggle with the simple tasks I've given him, so I'm having difficulty trusting his skills while he asks for more tasks that have increased responsibility.  If I give him a task, I feel like I have to check on his progress frequently and make sure he hasn't gone off in the weeds on some illogical (to me) path.  I also feel like I need to check his work closely because he sometimes neglects to do what seem like basic things to me.  Maybe I'm not communicating clearly?  Sometimes that happens.  He's willing to ask questions too, but often he's asking about things that I've already explained to him before (sometimes multiple times).  He's always very apologetic about not understanding, but he ends up being so apologetic so often that it's to the point of irritating.  Sometimes I feel like telling him he needs to work on increasing his self-confidence or listening skills or something.  I've considered that maybe he is hard of hearing and that's why he always asks more than once and often looks bored in meetings.  So, I tried drawing diagrams for him, but that didn't seem to fully clear things up either.  I'm also trying to figure out what kind of  learner he is - maybe if I know that it would help.  I'm not sure if it's polite to come out and just ask him what kind of learner he is?  Should I ask him what I can do to help him get up to speed faster?  I remember interviewing this guy, and at the time I didn't get a great positive feeling that he would be a real go-getter, but I also thought he would have skills that would be a little bit better than this.  I'm also wondering - if it takes him this long to catch on to things here at work, how in the world did he ever graduate with an engineering degree?  Engineering classes aren't really for the slow students - no offense meant to anybody who quit engineering as a major.  The real purpose of three semesters of Calculus is to weed out people.  Barney's lack of understanding problem is further exacerbated by the fact that he's one cube row over and kind of isolated from the other engineers in our group.  This means he has less chance to learn by osmosis the way Rickshaw is doing.  He was going to move into the Muffin Man's cube next to me, but right now our new boss is squatting in there until he gets a more permanent cube.  It's also possible he's not performing to his full potential because he doesn't feel accepted or part of the group, but I'm not totally sure how to solve that either.  Occasionally I invite him out to lunch, but like I said I have trouble holding a conversation with him about non-work things, so that becomes very awkward.  I'm not the only one who feels like she's repeating herself.  My project leader, who has worked with this guy more than I have, says he has to repeat himself too.  If any of my readers have some suggestions, I'm open to them!  All of this went on before he threw away the muffins, which didn't help the irritation factor you see.

    That paragraph was way too long.  And now I better go to bed and try to recover the sleep lost last night.

    Monday, February 28, 2011

    Mississippi River.....Davenport.....

    I hate to admit it, but I'm starting to join the ranks of the old ladies - confirmed bachelorettes - whatever you want to call us.  Well, we weren't all bachelorettes this weekend.  One lady is married with a couple kids, and another is in the process of moving to be closer to this guy she knows.  Regardless, it was a ladies' weekend in the great state of Iowa.  I didn't take many pictures, but I'll post one at the end that I stole off Facebook.  Here's the weekend "list".

    1. Super dreary weather, but the company was warm and inviting.  That's saying something when you've only met two of the seven or eight people you're hanging out with that weekend.
    2. Homemade granola bars - holla!
    3. Unexpected privilege: to be in Cousin Windy's GM and give her a nice surprise of my presence.
    4. Hour long massage......would going for an hour and a half be gluttonous?  It sure made today's fifteen minute one seem really short.  The weekend's hour massage was at a discount price because we went to a massage school.  Deal!
    5. A rousing game of Dutch Blitz, and I'm sure Uncle Becks cheated because she won the game.
    6. Private yoga session taught by Uncle Becks with just us girls.  I think more laughing and goofing around was done than actual yoga.
    7. Smoothies......super smooth thanks to the Vitamix blender.  I admit it, a $500 blender does beat my $65 Chicken Aid one.
    8. Avis may not believe this, but I learned to knit.  I haven't learned the purl stitch yet, but I was able to make a good tenth of a small potholder on my maiden knitten.  I'll post a picture some time if Uncle Becks Smurf sends me the picture she took of the historical moment.
    9. Channel 10 on XM radio - The Roadhouse.  Yeah, me and another girl who is allegedly a nerd enjoyed listening to some good, classic country.  We belted out some Dolly Parton and Johnny Cash.  I say allegedly because my standard for nerdiness are skewed, so I can't really tell.  I'm not sure if you'd say I have high or low standards for me to consider you to be a nerd?
    10. Nice thick bacon - what else would you expect from the pork capital of the world?



        
    Sher-E, Jack-E, Jen-E, MelBMarvis, Mickey, Uncle Becks Smurf, ER (Endoplasmic Reticulum).  Absent:  Swanny.

    Wednesday, February 23, 2011

    Dollars and Sense

    Today was the day of learning my official 2010 performance review results, and they were good.  Good means a nice merit increase and, more importantly, recognition for a job well done.  The money is nice, but really what I find more rewarding is knowing other people think I'm doing a good job too.  I'm sure the IRS will like my 2010 performance review too.

    Speaking of salaries and such, I came across this article today on the "huge wealth disparity" present in America.  If you're a frequent reader, you know my obsession with statistics.  Do I need to remind you that there are liars, darn liars, and statisticians?  Maybe this article has it totally right and there is a huge wealth disparity, I don't really know since my view is clouded from sitting up here in my ivory tower.  But, let's just play devil's advocate for a little bit.  Sure, the poorest 90% of Americans have an average salary of $31,244.  But, what does the distribution of those salaries look like?  To get an average of $30,000, it could mean one person sat on welfare and made no money while a second person made $60,000.  Or, it could mean everybody makes somewhere between $25,000 and $35,000.  Also, in some of the graphs, how are they measuring "wealth"?  I didn't read the details to find out.  Why would a person be making less than $10,000?  Are they a college student?  Are they on welfare with no incentive to get off of it?  Are they down on their luck after being laid off from their job and being on unemployment for more than a year?  Are they making some sacrifices so they can give their kids a better home life?  It's hard to say.  Why are others making more than $150,000?  I know why - it's because they're U.S. Senators!  Yes folks, all those senators are in the top 6% of wage earners.  Of course there is the occasional CEO or entrepreneur that makes it into those ranks too (and perhaps some union head honchos).  I'm sure I might get a comment from a reader or two who think I'm being overly critical of people who are currently accepting public assistance money.  Let's move on before I get myself into more trouble.

    Out of curiosity I looked up income distribution on Wikipedia and found some interesting statistics that I could skew another way if I wanted to.  For example, the number of households that make less than $10,000 is equal to the number of housholds that make more than $150,000.  That leaves more than 85% of the households making something in between those two numbers.  Also, the national median household income is $44,389.  This means half the people make more than this, and half make less than this.  And then there's the whole question of households versus individuals and which one of those you should compare.  Also, should you measure annual income, wealth in terms of assets vs liabilities, or something else?

    I'm starting to wonder what my point is, and I think it's this.  People are always going to want things that are above their means.  How you view the statistics will probably depend on your attitude rather than the reality.  If you're thinking "poor me, and look how much everybody else makes while I slave away" (news flash: everybody else slaves too), you'll likely agree with the first link.  If you think positively and like to dream about what could be yours, maybe you like to think you could be one of those elite making more than $150,000 a year.  I try to just be content with what I am earning.  It's enough for me to live comfortably, like my job, travel when and where I want to, and to know my main purpose is not to amass earthly wealth but spiritual wealth.  And like I said, that's easy for me to say because my name is Rapunzel.  Now if I could convince my boss to reward me with more weeks of vacation instead of a raise.....that might be the same as me buying a week of vacation.  Hmmm....

    Monday, February 21, 2011

    Theory Shmeory

    I wasn't going to post anything, but then I read a news article that I couldn't pass by without commenting.  At the annual meeting of the American Association for the Advancement of Science (AAAS), it was said the UN projected that by the year 2020, there will be 50 million "environmental refugees".  These environmental refugees will be fleeing food shortages due to climate change.  Really?  Now I didn't see their data, so I can't totally disprove their theory, but how about we consider an alternate theory like the fact that Africa is filled with terrible dictators, warring tribes, and perpetual political unrest, causing some people to flee their home country for better prospects in Europe?  I sure hope the government cuts the funding to whoever worked on that study - they may have set science back a few years with that one.  Watch out ND, there may be a flood of people from TX soon migrating there!

    While we're talking about food, I had many "Thin Mint" cookies today because Kadmium succumbed to the high pressure salesperson in the cafeteria today (in the form of an eight year old girl wearing a brown uniform).  He did a whole line of cookies himself, but then he shared the other half of the box with us.  He's nice like that.

    Sunday, February 20, 2011

    Really Cool

    I'll put a little bragging in for myself here today.  Consumer Digest rated appliances in their March/April 2011 issue, and a few of the ones I worked on came out on top.  It's kind of nice to see two and a half years' of work come to fruition even if I did only contribute to one small part of the success.  I can't link to the article because you have to be a subscribing member, but here's the summary.

    In the side-by-side midrange price points, this refrigerator was rated a best buy with the following comments:  "Unlike other side-by-side refrigerators that are in this price range, the GSS26C4XXW has bright, space-saving LED lights that are positioned at multiple points around the refrigerator's interior:  built-in sensors to preserve food by cooling it to the right temperature in half of the time that it would normally take; and a convertible meat-and-vegetable compartment that you can make cooler or warmer, depending on what is stored.  A platinum version, the GSS26C4XXA, and a stainless steel version, the GSS26C4XXY, are also Best Buys."  I don't know about all that other stuff about cooling in half the time, but I do know all about the electronic guts of that thing!

    There was a bottom-freezer refrigerator best buy in the premium category:  "The GI6FDRXXQ has 26 cubic feet of capacity, tap-touch electronic controls and ultra-bright, space-saving interior light-emitting diode (LED) lighting.  You'd have to pay $500 more for another model that has those features.  It's also the most energy-efiicient French-door refrigerator, according to Consortium of Energy Efficiency, that is on the market.  A stainless steel version, the GI6FDRXXY, is also a Best Buy."  BIL-Dan and Muggles, this could have been yours if you had wanted to wait for the launch.  It might have been a long summer without a new fridge though.  Even though they don't say it, this one has built-in sensors too.  Here's a secret:  They all have some kind of sensor!  It's just a matter of how many they have and what type of sensor they are.

    Friday, February 18, 2011

    Friday Fumes

    The snow lasted about as long as I thought it would.  We had more snow than I thought we had, but it also got warmer than I thought it would, so it all balanced out and proved my prediction correct.  It was a beautiful day today with lots of sunshine and high winds.

    Why do I feel like going to bed earlier on a Friday night when I don't have to get up early the next day, but during the week when I should go to bed early I stay up way too late?  That is very weird.  I'm not sure I'll even last until 11:00 tonight.  I'm bushed from a hard week of work.  I know I'm a desk jockey, but all that mental work sure does tire you out.  Plus, for the last two weeks I've had a meeting almost every day at 8:00, and one day I had a meeting starting at 7:30.  This means I have to be at work about 15 minutes before that to allow enough time for my computer to power up before the meeting.  It looks like I might get to do a big travel trip for work later this year - we'll see if it pans out or not.  Sometimes projects get canceled and stuff like that.

    That's enough about work - have a good weekend!

    Thursday, February 17, 2011

    Are You Really What You Eat?

    As I mentioned before, I was reading an article in a magazine on how to lose weight by eating bacon and eggs.  Many of you may already read Reader's Digest (February 2011 issue), and if so you can maybe skip this post.  I think I know why my mind associated this article with the other article on death and dying.  It's because they are both linked to my Whistler trip.

    One night when we were at Whistler, we went out to eat sushi.  One of the guys ordered the real sushi (sashimi I think it's called) - the pieces of raw fish on a small bed of white rice.  He only ate the fish and left the beds of rice, so I was asking him why.  He told me that he used to be into competitive biking and has been into nutrition and weight for many years because of it.  True story - most serious biker guys are obsessed about reducing weight - either on themselves or on their bike (or both).  Anyway, he told me he didn't eat the rice because it had very little nutritional value and made you fat because of the simple carbohydrates.  Your body responds to the carbs by producing insulin to process it.  However, the side effect of lots of insulin is that these carbs go right to your fat cells and get stored.  It's not that I didn't believe him, but it was a new concept, so I needed time to mull it over.

    Then, this week I read this article about a science journalist named Gary Taubes who advocates eating a diet high in protein and fat.  I found this article interesting because he has a different take on weight control.  The traditional view is that if you eat more calories than you burn, you gain weight (calories in, calories out).  This seems logical.  However, at the same time, if you exercise a lot and don't eat many calories, this is a good way to make yourself hungry, and you will tend to eat more.  Plus, your body adjusts to the calories you take in, and over time reducing your calorie intake is not all that effective.  He made another good point - if you overate by 20 calories every day, you would gain 20 pounds every ten years.  Can you realistically balance your calories that well every day?

    Gary's alternate theory is based on the insulin physiology my friend from Whistler mentioned.  I looked up some details on fat and its physiology tonight to verify my facts.  Wikipedia says, "Fat is not laid down when there is surplus calories available and stored passively until it is needed; rather it is constantly being stored in and released from the adipose tissue.  Storage in the adipose tissue is catalysed by insulin, the activity of which is stimulated by high blood sugar."  Gary says insulin tends to "lock" the energy into your fat tissue and that Atkins got it right with his diet, but he didn't necessarily get all of his science right.  This is an alternate theory that seems to make sense too.  Don't eat a lot of carbohydrates that will put all the energy into your fat cells and make it difficult to get out.

    What Gary thus recommends is as follows.  Don't try to limit fat - eating fat keeps you from feeling deprived.  Go ahead and eat that bacon, cheese, butter, oil, etc.  Cut your carbs (sugar, rice, and pasta are big ones).  Each veggies, but not ones with too many carbs.  Stay away from sugar, even the ones in fruit and fruit juices.  Eat as much as you want, just stop when you feel full.  The theory is eating a lot more protein and fat will make you feel full longer, which will result in  you eating less.

    I've heard several people say that when they stopped drinking pop they started losing weight.  The question then becomes, why?  Is it because less pop means less calories?  Or, is it because your insulin spikes less and allows you to burn more fat?  It's also interesting that being obese and diabetes have a correlation.  Are you overweight because you have an insulin disorder (diabetes), or is your high carb diet causing your insulin to go haywire, thus making you gain weight?  Then, over time with your insulin always being high, does it cause the onset of diabetes?  Hmmmm.....something to ponder.

    I'm not sure if I'm willing to do that kind of hard-core Atikins-like diet.  I sure do like my oatmeal, fruit, granola bars, fruit juice, and the occasional potato (mashed potatoes!) and pasta dish.  But, I have noticed before that if I don't eat protein with my meals, I tend to get hungry quicker and snack more.  At the same time, if I eat too much protein and not enough carbs, sometimes I feel lethargic when I exercise (supposedly this is normal as your body adjusts to a high protein diet, and usually some salt helps cure this).  And, a low carb diet can lower your blood pressure;  I really don't need to lower my blood pressure any lower than it already is - I already get head rushes sometimes because of it.  And of course every body is unique, so maybe certain people can tolerate different levels of carbs in their diet.  That's my food for thought today.....now I must go eat five bratwurst.

    Fun fact for the day from Wikipedia:  Female sex hormone causes fat to be stored in the buttocks, thighs, and hips in women. Men are more likely to have fat stored in the belly due to sex hormone differences.  When women reach menopause and the estrogen produced by ovaries declines, fat migrates from their buttocks, hips and thighs to their waists.

    Tuesday, February 15, 2011

    Smattering

    When I was on my Whistler trip, for some reason the stages of grief came up, so I looked up the history of that and found its origins are from the book "On Death and Dying" written in 1969 by Elizabeth Kubler-Ross (there should be an umlaut over the 'u').  A couple weeks later, I was reading an article in "Time" magazine about it.  For the full text, go here.  To summarize, the article was saying that "On Death and Dying" was originally written about how people deal with being diagnosed with a terminal illness, not the grieving process when other people die.  However, the author did go on to write more books about that after ODAD was such a best seller, and hundreds of support groups for every kind of loss sprung up.  That's the history.

    According to this article, more recent research is showing that for the large majority of people, they do not necessarily go through all the stages, not necessarily in any order, and basically the whole stage thing is a myth.  Except in extreme cases where people are having difficulty coping, most people get over the worst of their grief within six months whether they do or do not go to therapy, support groups, etc.  If you want all the details read the whole article, but I thought it was an interesting perspective even though I have no way to know whether ODAD or this article is really true.

    Melanaway and Dr. Animal Killer - if you get bored with the unicycles, you could try this routine.

    The current magazine article of interest is how to eat bacon and eggs and still lose weight.  I'm not all the way through it yet, so I'm not even sure why I mention this.

    I mentioned a while back about a new song by Leann Rimes coming out called Crazy Women - you can check it out here.  Gin, I don't want to see you clicking on that last link.  Stand by your principles!  Men without a sense of humor shouldn't click on it either.  There is a swear word in it too, so make sure your little people aren't around if you don't want them to learn any new words.

    Monday, February 14, 2011

    Exactly How Smart Is A Gator?

    Because I have nothing witty to say, this is all I've got....leftovers from the inbox.  Who REALLY put up that sign?

    Sunday, February 13, 2011

    Court Is In Session

    Growing up, we always called them tennis shoes.  If you wanted to sound like a hick you could call them tenny-runners.  If you were sophisticated maybe you called them your gym shoes.  Our family not being experts on exercise equipment, we pretty much labeled them all tennis shoes.  Little did I know there were so many nuances to buying a pair of exercise shoes.  For outdoor sports like soccer or softball or flag football you need cleats, and there are several sub-categories such as metal or plastic cleats and soccer vs softball.  For basketball they have special basketball shoes (remember the Nike Air Jordans?).  For runners, they have special running shoes.  They even have walking shoes, but I think they might be the same as running shoes.  And finally, there are court shoes, which apparently are used for racquetball and volleyball and (I think) tennis.

    Matt, one of the guys with whom I work and play racquetball, informed me that I needed to buy court shoes for racquetball instead of committing a snafu by using my running/aerobics shoes for that activity like I have been for the last five years.  So, when I went to the sporting good store yesterday to buy some new racquetballs, I decided to check out the court shoes and walked out with a new pair because they actually had my size in the Asics brand.  I tried them out this evening playing some racquetball, and I think they do help you stop quicker and give more support for your ankles, so I'll say they were a wise purchase.  Below is an illustration of the difference in the soles between my running shoes and my court shoes.

    Running shoes vs. Court shoes
    I've just realized that I don't have a code name for Matt and his wife.  I'll have to contemplate that and see if I can come up with a good one.  Unrelated, it sure warmed up today.  So far the snow is still white and looks good, but give it another day or two and it'll start to be brown with the grass showing through.  This came too soon - I was just starting to enjoy or sub-twenty-degree weather.  I actually prefer those temperatures in the winter because the sun shines more and there's less humidity.  Plus, the roads are more predictably icy.  When it's thirty-two degrees, the cold with humidity soaks into your bones and makes it feel way colder.  It's also always cloudy, and you never know if the roads and sidewalks will be icy or not.

    Saturday, February 12, 2011

    Annual Tax Report

    I just finished filing my taxes for 2010, so here are my observations and rantings.  I paid more tax this year, partly because I received a raise while my assessed property value fell, resulting in the loss of my homestead tax credit.  Plus, every year I pay less interest on my mortgage, so that reduces my deductions.  My effective federal income tax rate for the year was 13.85%, which does not include the cut the state takes from me (4.35%) or the Social Security and Medicare taxes (7.45%), and the sales taxes I pay throughout the year (approx 6%).  And of course the sales tax is post-income tax, which increases the tax bite.  This means more than 1/4 of my income goes to the government.  This calculation has not accounted for all the hidden taxes I pay in higher priced products because of corporate taxes and because my employer has to match the Social Security tax that I pay.

    I noticed my state provides a tax credit for a stillborn birth.  I'm guessing that's because you can't claim the baby as a dependent that year.  The tax filing program shows where my federal tax money goes, and 51% goes to all the social programs the government funds like Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid, etc.  Therefore, it makes sense that the tax "rebate" they're giving us for 2011 is coming out of Social Security - where else can they take it from when it's such a huge chunk of the budget?  I'm not really sure I care that they're taking the funds for the tax rebate from Social Security.  It's going to go broke and I won't see any of the money I'm putting in anyway, so why not hasten it by another year?  I'll just have to pay to support my parents in the future when they're retired.  That would be better anyway.  Then I'd know the funds were going to support Mom and Dad directly instead of dishonest politicians, government workers, and scammers.

    In the midst of printing all my tax forms and such, my printer made me replace a couple of the color cartridges.  I was only printing black and white, so how is it possible I need to replace my color cartridges?  The next couple paragraphs were taken from the tax preparing software I used and were what I found interesting about future taxes if Congress does not pass any further tax legislation.  Watch out in 2013!

    The 2010 Tax Relief Act introduces a payroll tax decrease for 2010. The Old Age, Survivors, and Disability Act Insurance (OASDI) taxes earned income up to $106,800 at a rate of 6.2%. This tax is decreased to 4.2% for 2011. Employers are to begin this change in January, 2011, but may take longer to do it. Once the change is implemented the employer is to pay back any overwithholding of the tax. The reduction only applies to the employee portion of that tax. The change also applies to the tax imposed under the Self Employment Contributions Act (SECA) and the portion attributable to the OASDI portion. The tax on that portion is 12.4%. For 2011 that tax will be 10.4%. The maximum tax reduction under this provision in 2011 is $2,136 for someone who earns the maximum that is subject to the tax of $106,800. A married couple could have a joint reduction of $4,272.

    The new tax legislation stopped the tax rates from increasing as scheduled in 2011. Under the new law the current rates of 10%, 15%, 25%, 28%, and 35% will continue for 2011 and 2012. As things stand now in 2013 the lowest bracket will be 15%. The size of the 15% bracket will decrease from 200% of the bracket size for individual filers to 167% of the bracket width for joint filers and qualified surviving spouses. The changes in 2013 in the other brackets are: 25% increases to 28%, 28% increases to 31%, 33% increases to 36%, and 35% increases to 39.6%. This will result in significant tax increases for everyone.

    The new legislation also prevented an increase in the capital gains rates. The 0% and 15% capital gains rates will continue to be available in 2011 and 2012. These rates will continue to apply to qualified dividend income in 2011 and 2012 After that, in 2013, the maximum long-term capital gains increases from 15% to 20%. If the asset is held for more than five years the maximum tax rate is 18%. This implies that taking long-term capital gains in the low tax years will be beneficial to waiting until later. Dividends are scheduled to be taxed as ordinary income.

    Wednesday, February 09, 2011

    Makes Me Laugh

    I don't know why, but this makes me laugh every time I hear it.  If you want it as your ringtone, go here.  I downloaded the mp3 clip and play it every once in a while if I feel like laughing.  I'm trying to decide if it's too obnoxious to use as a text notification or something on my phone.  Or maybe I should assign it as a special ring tone for a certain person.  Any volunteers for the honor?  The only thing is that voices in your ring tone are a lot more noticeable than a quiet little chime, especially if you forget to turn your phone off during a meeting.

    Tuesday, February 08, 2011

    To: Mom From: MelBMarvis Subject: Came In My Inbox Today

    Teaching Math in 1970
    A logger sells a truckload of timber for $100.
    His cost of production is 4/5 of the price.
    What is his profit?


    Teaching Math In 1980
    A logger sells a truckload of timber for $100.
    His cost of production is 80% of the price.
    What is his profit?


    Teaching Math In 1990
    A logger sells a truckload of timber for $100.
    His cost of production is $80.
    How much was his profit?


    Teaching Math In 2000
    A logger sells a truckload of timber for $100.
    His cost of production is $80 and his profit is $20.

    Your assignment: Underline the number 20.


    Teaching Math In 2005
    A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habitat of animals or the preservation of our woodlands.
    Your assignment:  Discuss how the birds and koalas might feel as the logger cuts down their homes just for a measly profit of $20.

     
    Teaching Math In 2009
    A logger is arrested for trying to cut down a tree in case it may be
    offensive to Muslims or other religious groups not consulted in the felling license.  He is also fined $100 as his Chainsaw is in breach of Health and Safety legislation as it is deemed too dangerous and could cut something.  He has used the Chainsaw for over 20 years without incident however he does not have the correct certificate of competence and is therefore considered to be a recidivist and habitual criminal.  His DNA is sampled and his details circulated throughout all government agencies.  He protests and is taken to court and fined another $100 because he is such an easy target.  When he is released he returns to find some indigenous people have cut down half his wood to build a camp on his land.  He tries to throw them off but is arrested, prosecuted for harassing an ethnic minority, imprisoned for 6 months and fined a further $100.
    While he is in jail the indigenous people cut down the rest of his wood and sell
    it on the black market for $100 cash.  They also have a leaving BBQ of koala and goanna, and depart leaving behind several tonnes of rubbish and asbestos sheeting.  The logger on release is warned that failure to clear the fly and vermin ridden rubbish immediately at his own cost is an offence.  He complains and is arrested for environmental pollution, breach of the peace and invoiced $12,000 plus GST for safe disposal costs by a regulated government contractor.
    Your assignment:  How many times is the logger going to have to be
    arrested and fined before he realises that he is never going to make $20 profit by hard work; he should give up, sign on to the dole and live off the government for the rest of his life?

    Teaching Math In 2010
    A logger doesn’t sell a lorry load of timber because he can’t get a loan to buy a new truck because his bank has spent all his and their money on a derivative of securitised debt related to sub-prime mortgages in Iceland and lost the lot with only some government money left to pay a few million dollar in bonuses to their senior directors and the traders who made the biggest losses.  The logger struggles to pay the $1,200 licencing fee on his old truck however, as it was built in the 1970s it no longer meets the emissions regulations and he is forced to scrap it.  Some Vietnamese loggers buy the truck from the scrap merchant and put it back on the road.  They undercut everyone on price for haulage and send their cash back home, while claiming unemployment for themselves and their relatives.  If questioned they speak no English and it is easier to deport them at the government's expense.  Following their holiday back home they return to Australia with different names and fresh girls and start again.  The logger protests, is accused of being a bigoted racist and as his name is on the side of his old lorry he is forced to pay $1,500 registration fees as a gang master.

    The Government borrows more money to pay more to the bankers as bonuses are not cheap.  The parliamentarians feel they are missing out and claim the difference on expenses and allowances.
    You do the math.


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    Monday, February 07, 2011

    PMP

    Like most large corporations, the company I work for has a performance management system.  This is their attempt to appear to be fair and reward people who perform well and to help manage under-performers.  Because my company likes TLAs (Three Letter Acronyms), they call it the PMP (Performance Management Process).  Depending on your manager, the level of conformance to this process varies.  My first two managers moderately adhered to the process.  My third manager was totally gung-ho and assigned us all kinds of special projects as stretch goals, etc.  When we went almost a year without a manager, the absentee manager wasn't real into them (go figure), and the guy they finally hired to be the manager didn't have the time of day for the process.  I have a new manager as of January 1st, and so far he seems like he likes the PMP process, but he won't assign pointless objectives either, which is good.  We'll see how that turns out this year.

    Over the years there have been just a few jokes made about what PMP really means.  For example, some people believe it means Prohibiting Meaningful Progress.  Others think it maybe means Proliferating Management Propaganda or possibly Pay Me Please, Producing Mostly Paperwork, or Postponing My Project.  Anyway, today I talked to Barney about his PMP.  I was very disappointed in his performance last week, so I had to talk to him about his Personal Muffin Plan.  He sort of offered to bring in a new muffin so we could re-start the experiment, but we'll see what happens.  It's funny, but he didn't seem to be all that impressed with our experiment.  He said he's seen similar things on You-Tube before.  Yeah, but what about in real life?  Huh?

    Sunday, February 06, 2011

    Da Packers

    Not much is new here.  I'll post a picture of my shoveled driveway from Wednesday after the "big storm".  You can see I have respectable snow piles on the sides of my driveway, but they're not all that record-breaking.



    And of course there was that thing called the Super Bowl today.  I was torn about who to cheer for.  Should I cheer for the NFC on principle so I can say the champions beat the Vikings?  Or, do I go for being the obnoxious contrarian and cheer against the Cheeseheads (listen to the first minute of the song)?  I decided to hop on the cheese bandwagon because I do like cheese curds and other cheese products.  I watched the game with some friends from work (and their significant others) who live in town here.  Overall not a bad time.  The food was good.  The national anthem wasn't so great.  The game was good - close right up until the end.  The half time show was interesting.....I'm wondering where I can purchase my very own white suit with embedded lights.  The commercials were only so-so.  Not a lot of huge laughs really, but the car manufacturers are back on the screen.  Here are a couple of my favorites.  I work with a bunch of animals, and you're not you when you're hungry.

    The rest of the weekend was kind of the routine stuff.  Off to bed for another full week or work!

    Thursday, February 03, 2011

    Foiled!

    Things in the office went to pot while I was working from home yesterday.  One of the newer guys (code name Barney) who's going to move into The Muffin Man's cube did a big house cleaning, and guess what?  He threw out the muffins I had under test!  He totally ignored my sign about them being on test and not opening the test chamber until February 4th.  In fact, he threw the sign away too.  I didn't get to talk to him about it today because he was out sick (maybe he ate the muffins?), but I certainly will discuss this with him tomorrow.  Hopefully I can find it in my heart to forgive him, and maybe he has a birthday coming up where he could bring in some replacement muffins.  Let me tell you, that's not a good way to start the relationship with your new cube mates.

    But, I might have to take a little bit of blame because I did tell him a couple days ago that we had already scavenged the vacant cube, so pretty much everything else could be tossed.  The ironic thing is that I had the cabinet locked and the key kinda-sorta-hidden.  On Tuesday when I was doing a final scavenge I debated about keeping the key to the test chamber with me until the test time was up, but then I just put it in the lock so that anybody could find it.  I also thought about taking the muffins out of the chamber a couple days early but then decided to leave them in there for the full three weeks.  Bad choice.  Big mistake.  Aaarrggghhhh!  Nearly a month lost in the great experiment!  The good news is that the year-old muffin is still intact since that is on a separate display shelf in my cubicle.

    Such is life.  Unexpected things are always happening.

    Wednesday, February 02, 2011

    Havin' A Heat Wave

    The greatly touted storm of the century.  Was there snow?  Yes.  Was there wind?  Yes.  Were they of blizzard proportions?  Yeah, probably.  Did I have to shovel an hour to clear the driveway?  Yes.  Was it the storm of the year?  Maybe.  Was it the storm of the decade?  Likely not.  Was it the storm of the century?  I say definitely not.  We got at most a foot of snow here, and the wind was at a respectable speed, but it lasted for less than a day here.  We got enough snow that I wasn't able to drive to work since the plow hadn't come by on my road yet, but that's not really saying much since I don't have a SUV or a four wheel drive.  I didn't "conveniently forget" my laptop at work last night, so I worked from home today.  I also checked the waves at the beach this evening, and there weren't any ten-foot remnant waves, so I'm pretty sure we didn't get the twenty-five footers that were predicted.

    This may surprise you, but I don't think I'm really cut out for working from home or for being a hermit.  I think if I worked from home all the time I might end up stir crazy inside of a month, possibly a week.  It might not have helped that I went to all the effort to shovel my driveway early so I could be at work in time for my 8:00 meeting and I got all dressed up, etc. for work and then ended up working from home anyway.  The snow didn't really look all that deep in the road, but it was deep enough.  I found a possible great opportunity for very localized snowboading, but I'll have to see if it's still there on Friday when I get to it.  This paragraph got totally off topic and I'm not sure how to get it back on track, so we'll just end it there.

    Speaking of storms, the one we had really wasn't much by this ND gal's standards.  But, B.S. was canceled because of the storm and instead of being constructive, I watched the movie "Grumpy Old Men" to confirm my opinion that the snow we got was nothing compared to the snow people get in Minnesota and North Dakota.  It's probably not a movie appropriate for kids since there is some crassness, bad language, and name calling, and they'd learn some bad practical jokes.  But, it's still interesting.  Here are a few key things I noticed about why I think the movie is funny:

    1. The one guy had a pair of socks almost as holey has mine.
    2. The lady star in the show has a 'fessing television
    3. Some focus on bathrooms:  the statement is made that you can learn a lot about a person if you just have thirty seconds in their bathroom.
    4. Practical jokes
    5. Everything I know about ice fishing, I learned from this movie.
    All right, that's all I know.  Now I need to go do something constructive like go to bed.